by Cat Blackbone April 9, 2025
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Hym "I'm going to need a ride as I don't have a car or any moneyz. You're going to need to send someone. So instead of sending Mexican police officers to come and fucking harass me about Mexican crackheads and send a car. Send women to drive me. I'm not going to trust anywhere that a car you is going to take me is good if it isn't women."
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Did you hear what happened to James?
No? What happened?
His tinder date twisted his dick off.
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His tinder date twisted his dick off.
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