potato

A vegetable that is almost as dumb as you .

A homeless man will rape you with a potato...

by SwagPotatoes June 29, 2016

potato

1 - A photo or video taken with a physical camera when software should be used instead.

2 - Something dumb and/or pointless

3 - A bland vegetable that grows underground

4 - A go-to word for when you forget or don't know how to finish a sentence

1 - Someone takes a picture of a screen with a camera Nice potato! (fn + F1)

2 - Someone does something stupid Potato.

3 - Mashed potatoes are very tasty

4 - You're wrong because your... um... err... POTATO!

by Fireheart318_YT February 2, 2017

Potato

A soldier who is absolutely useless. When a potato gets too old to be used. Green on the outside and bloody lazy.

Holy crap that soldier is a potato. He’s done nothing all day.

by PTE HAED March 27, 2019

Snakes in a Potato

A phrase describing a feeling of great revelation.

Snakes in a Potato!! How did that get there?

by SambucaSally May 28, 2022

Potato

A thing and that is all it is. I think they are nice.

UR A POTATO

by djaondujq0a9pfunqa9fpinJ January 14, 2020

potato

its a round pice of shit with lumps and stuff and its peachy brown color and its the most bootiful this in the world and your all jealiouse of it

i killed a patato and turned it to freanch mbaked potatos

by potatoloverjelly October 28, 2019

Potato

A food, or can be used to describe a small fat penis that is potato looking

He has a potato

by liamwxston October 16, 2018