Noun: A beer that is; has already been; or that eventually will be poured down your pants in sheer epicness.
Verb:Pouring a chilly frothy brew down ya trousers.
Verb:Pouring a chilly frothy brew down ya trousers.
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Get the poop someone's pants mug.A pants beer is a paradox created by young drinkers that goes as this. If you think a pants beer is stupid, you aren’t drunk enough. What a pants beer consists of is that of one pouring a cold beer down their pants in a public setting. Now why would someone do this, you may ask? Because they’re drunk enough to do it. Why are you sitting there reading this, thinking Jesus that’s stupid? Because you aren’t drunk enough. Theoretically, the drunkest you can get leaves you to make some stupid decisions, and if you really are drunk enough, perhaps it’s possible to convince yourself that pouring a cold pbr down your crotch is a good idea.
Let’s do a pants beer!
Why would I want to do that?
Oh, you just aren’t drunk enough.
*has 16 beers*
Let’s do it!
Why would I want to do that?
Oh, you just aren’t drunk enough.
*has 16 beers*
Let’s do it!
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