When you feel like shit after ending a relationship, whether it be platonic or romantic. When you realize that you could do a lot better but still miss a person whose absence feels like a void in your soul. When you replay all of your memories searching for a reason to feel sad, that reason being them. When you start going out again to the same places. When you think about how your self-worth doesn't depend on someone else. When you start hoping for something new and decide to go for it.
Penny: I'm going through a post-breakup right now :<
Jason: aw man, that really sucks! is there anything I can do for you?
Penny: I wish I didn't feel like this, but I've been in post-breakup ever since my first one, they just keep adding up. :'o
Jason: aw man, that really sucks! is there anything I can do for you?
Penny: I wish I didn't feel like this, but I've been in post-breakup ever since my first one, they just keep adding up. :'o
by icky_crown December 13, 2021
Get the Post-breakupmug. (noun)
German for “Healing after the Beast.”
The systematic recovery process undertaken by an obedient husband
to restore his dignity, cleanliness and independence during the prolonged absence of a relentlessly oppressive, bossy wife.
German for “Healing after the Beast.”
The systematic recovery process undertaken by an obedient husband
to restore his dignity, cleanliness and independence during the prolonged absence of a relentlessly oppressive, bossy wife.
“Is Dr. Penguin doing better?”
“Yeah, Madame Penguin is visiting her family and his insurance company agreed to cover 14 days of Post-Badger Rehabilitation.”
“Yeah, Madame Penguin is visiting her family and his insurance company agreed to cover 14 days of Post-Badger Rehabilitation.”
by Missy Muff February 23, 2019
Get the Post-Badger Rehabilitationmug. scientific term which means "after performing a high throughput screen" (latin, literally "after sifting")
by zebrafish man January 28, 2012
Get the post cribrummug. The feeling of tranquility and rationality following the expulsion of excrement, especially following dumps of epic proportion.
Jared designed a new Boeing jetliner on his rapidly descending plane during his post dump clarity following an episode of extreme projectile diarrhea which tore a whole in the plane.
by PoopClubLeader November 27, 2024
Get the Post Dump Claritymug. Bri: Yo man, what the fuck's that smell?!
Me: Sorry, bruh. I've been up all night taking care of patients. Got some mad post-call perineum (PCP).
Me: Sorry, bruh. I've been up all night taking care of patients. Got some mad post-call perineum (PCP).
by Rolandoman December 29, 2015
Get the Post-call perineum (PCP)mug. by National post your girl day June 20, 2021
Get the National post your girl daymug. Noun: A proverbial term, often used to refer to one who was cool at a prior point in time but is now wholly lame
Noun: One who often utilizes the phrase "I can't I have work tomorrow" to avoid basic responsibilities to friends
Noun: A male that used to enjoy bars, "stoges," "raging faist" and even had a designated song to play while "shotgunning" but now said male enjoys life's simpler pleasures, such as using the phrase " I can't I have to go to work"
Noun: One who often utilizes the phrase "I can't I have work tomorrow" to avoid basic responsibilities to friends
Noun: A male that used to enjoy bars, "stoges," "raging faist" and even had a designated song to play while "shotgunning" but now said male enjoys life's simpler pleasures, such as using the phrase " I can't I have to go to work"
EX 1:
That Will guy is such a post, don't you think?
Without a doubt! I know it, he knows it, everyone knows it, trust me folks he's a post.
Ex 2:
Hey Will what's going on? Do you want to drink beer?
"No I have to work tomorrow"
That Will guy is such a post, don't you think?
Without a doubt! I know it, he knows it, everyone knows it, trust me folks he's a post.
Ex 2:
Hey Will what's going on? Do you want to drink beer?
"No I have to work tomorrow"
by It dfntly is like shes into it November 24, 2016
Get the Postmug.