Straight Twinkies

by KizzyKCarter December 23, 2020

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As straight as a roman road

Cecil: "Oh my god, I would run my beefsteak through Russell Crowe in a flash - is he A Gay?"

Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"

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Participating in the act of mineral resource extraction in Valheim whilst wielding a pickaxe in a situation that puts you in immediate peril

Man I was out by the coast straight clankin dangerous as Sugar kited 50 enemies

by SJ_IRL November 02, 2022

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Someone who's gay, will act straight, but will not engage in sexual intercourse with some one from the same sex.

Person #1: Aren't you gay?

Person #2: Yeah, but I'm straight above the belt.

by Emordnys January 08, 2012

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an amplifier of anything another person has just said

Person 1: i oughta smack a hoe for that
Person 2: straight bass

by gdfyftyudfyuitd October 17, 2009

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A female who is not a lesbian, but could snatch a bitch if she wanted to. She can perform just as well as a male.

The straight dike Amanda just took Stacy away from Brad!

by Maddame Degradssi October 27, 2015

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The act of doing something silly, out of pocket, or comically dumb for the sole purpose of being funny or weird

“That kid over there is straight goobin. He just backflipped into a garbage can.”

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