Simp

A guy who would sell his soul for the gram of pussy

Marko is such a simp

by gfdgfdgdfgtdrgdrdfgfdg May 8, 2020

Simp

A male individual who befriends a girl (or tries to) in order to get in between her panties. They also share similar traits to cucks, being that they would still attach themselves to their 'target' even though they experience constant rejection and ill treatment from them.

This can lead to disastrous consequences for the simper and/or the simple.

Recent studies have shown that simps usually gain their social skills from weeb anime. They get to a stage where they desire a real waifu that transcends a screen/lovedoll but have no real life social skills, so end up frightening or getting abused by the opposite sex.

Normal guy: Hey dude, seeing anyone lately?

Simp: Yeah, I'm seeing this one girl, she has a boyfriend but I know she's waiting for the right time to be with me.

Normal guy: Dude, you need to wake up. You sound like a full blown simp.

by Manlikecarlos September 3, 2021

Simp

Tim “Mit” Mitchell

One of the boys simping for the girls who he doesn’t have a chance with.

by Scary Couchman October 30, 2020

Simp

A guy who spends time with his girlfriend instead of playing Destiny with the bois

Boi 1: "Hey, can tom get on?"
Boi 2: "No he's too busy Simping with his girlfriend."
Boi 1: " What a Simp"

by NeoandGrace327 May 6, 2020

Simp

Arcane

"That lad Arcane is such is a simp."

by Dapttpad January 15, 2022

SIMP

when you ship your self with a hot mf that doesn’t know u or doesn’t like u back ☠️😬

Girl: dang I simp my self with Josh Richards

Boy: Maddison beer and me are just a simp ☠️

by Yuck mom April 17, 2020

Simp

A common phrase used by bashirs bitchass when trying to flame another individual due to his own insecurity of not being able to locate and secure a women that he is suitable for

(Bashir) - take that simp shit somewhere else

by Nastynaz321 June 14, 2021