joe laz

named after famous naugatuck citizen joe laz. To drink so much booze in a short time that your blackout lasts over 12 hours.

guy 1 "So I totally pulled a joe laz last night."
guy 2 "Good god how much you drink?"

guy 1 "It got blurry after carbomb number 9"

by juan pablo jocha February 28, 2010

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Joe-Head

(noun, singular): The person you should always come to when he calls you; an irresistible Joe who also wants YOU

Heather came home one day and Joe said, Come to Joe-Head, and Heather came. (Variant phrasings might include "come to the head of Joe")

by Joe-Head April 14, 2006

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Joe Biden

A babbling butt fucking cuckhold that would sell out his country for a McDonald’s cheeseburger filled with semen….

Person One: Who voted for this this butt pounding pedophile Joe Biden….

Person Two: I don’t know man… I’ve seen people with severe Down syndrome make more sense!

by Dr. Pussyfingas October 7, 2021

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Joe Biden

A peice of shit president who supports the homocide of millions of children

Who will you vote for not joe biden

by Diarrheabruh June 19, 2021

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the act of somebody that licks the shit off of someones asscrack after they are done pooping then sticking their the toilet and bum fucking them while giving them a swirly. The cum and the water from toilet will flush it out of their ear

"early this morning i woke up with a stiffy and then went to check on my 5 year old son and he was taking a fat shit so i gave that nigger a "little joe"

by horseclitoris December 20, 2021

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