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Jordan The Ninja

Dastardly handsome, very talented individual who takes on tons more than meets the eye. A person who is very skilled at a great many things which most abilities are unknown. Although the skill level is very high, this often blinds the individual to certain cues. Deep down, there is a longing to be known for who he truly is. A silent scream to be heard as a person.
At first I didn’t buy into Jordan The Ninja being a real ninja. But alas, I have discovered that you can never really know him unless you know him not. He really is Jordan The Ninja
by JordanTheNinja November 23, 2021
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Nintendo Ninjas

Employees in black suits who drive large black suburbans hired by Nintendo to investigate game leaks, leakers, hackers, illegal game rom sites, and those who download those roms
by NiggasInPans May 6, 2024
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Ninja

1-A slick, elusive, amazing fighter. Cannot be beaten by anyone/anything. Knows every style of fighting, mostly usues Asian Mixed Martial Arts. Can kill you in one swift movement with any object around them. Or even with their bare hands. They are not always asian. Never fallllls, they always land on their feet. Ninjas can read minds, perform amazing gymnast stunts, and can dogde a speeding bullet. Pretty much the greatest people to ever walk the earth. IMMORTAL TO EVERYTHING.
2-Another name for a smalll asian pole vaulter.
Did you see Jon yesterday? He totally fought off that anti-ninja with his amazing ninja skill!

Ninjas really know how to kick asss.

Courtney used her ninja skillll to jump on the car, flip onto some rooof, then dive into a helicopter.

Becca just cleared 9 feet!
by awesomeninja22 August 4, 2009
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Ninja of Darkness

A master hacker who often bends space and time just because he is bored. He is able to summon his thirty-four black belts at will from anywhere in the universe, doing so by slipping them through wormholes from his hacker yacht at his hacker island. He is a little bit lumpy at times, but that is only a side-effect of his undigested metal pipes that he slips down his throat while hacking to keep him focused.
"Did the Ninja of Darkness totally just slurp down a metal pipe in front of the Moderators?"
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just gulped Andrew's 2DS in front of the Moderators."
"I think the Ninja of Darkness totally just licked a salty moai to oblivion in front of the Moderators."
"The Ninja of Darkness totally just swallowed a roomba whole in front of the Moderators."
by zimbabwezaibatsu April 25, 2023
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Ninja

A big nosed skinny kid that earns millions just from streaming fortnite. He should thank fortnite for saving his life, cuz otherwise his scrawny self wouldnt have anywhere else to go in life if it wasnt for the fortnite game. He thinks hes the best and gets salty and assumes the person who killed him is stream sniping.
I was playing Fortnite yesterday and I killed someone, fair and square. I was surprised when I found out if was ninja that I killed. A few days later, I got banned for stream sniping.
by notastreamsniper February 22, 2019
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HotBox Ninja

a HotBox Ninja is someone who has to sneak in the bathroom and smoke weed because they are an in the closet pothead.
Ducky: Why were you up so late?
Nova: I was being a HotBox Ninja in the bathroom last night.
by SD Nova May 27, 2017
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Ninja

Ninja, a fortnut player that seems to be getting bigger in popularity by the moment. (As of 2018)
Ninja has been known to be dying of ligma recently.
1.)Ninja is good at Fortnite
2.)Ninja is dying of ligma
by What if I don't want a usernam November 11, 2018
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