mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

may we all be mud monsters.

by DefiniteIyNotoveredInShit September 23, 2021

Unorthadox monetariast

Unorthadox monetariasm. The assumption that all staff/employees/business models transision smoothly through a countries organisations and or business tiers or onto the next organisation to continue the earning/work process in increaseing earning capacity without injury or and social issues without going to zero or negative. Assuming the next organisation is larger, smaller or more sustainable.

The staff member counldn't understand why their previous colleague was still unemployed years after working together at a previous company said the unorthodox monetariast. The parents of a graduate worker couldn't understand why their adult child couldnt afford their own home after working 15 different jobs said the unorthodox monatariast. The social workers and the politiciations couldnt understand why the previous worker didn't want to apply to any more jobs said the unorthadox monetariast. The ex girlfriend/potential wife of the previous employee couldn't understand why they couldnt afford to do anything and had no money said the unorthadox monaretiast. The banking system users couldn't understand why there was no current account inflows and outflow and expendature on above average qualified workers and big wigs start wondering why the economy is under performing said the unorthadox monetariast. The immigration attourney's couldn't understand why the previous employee couldn't afford the relocation costs and the salary setting burden said the unorthadox monetariast.

by Patrick the Starfish001 October 5, 2021

sus.monster1

sus.monster1 is a really nice friend we both have matching usernames and he’s very cool :))

sus.monster1 is very fruity

by sus.monster2 October 17, 2021

Cookie Monster

A male who sexually abuses and exploits children and teens (online). An immoral man-child who needs to grow up. A man that hides himself in trash, and behind screens because he’s a bitch. A trashy-ass pedophile with no respect for his community and the innocent children whom live in it. A old washed-up ass bitch in his 30’s. A very very very ugly man.

Person A: Have you heard of Cookie Monster?

Person B: Yeah, that predatory bitch on the block!

Person A: I hope his useless-ass gets ran over by multiple vehicles.

Person B: I second that!

by Josiejustcute October 18, 2021

Moola Monster

A cool but whiny guy. So fun to be around but after a few drinks turns into a monster version of the cool guy.

Oh watch out, the Moola monster is coming out

by Perfectdef November 23, 2021

GG monster

If you see one stay 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000 feet away. BEWARE: Rapes every one it sees

run its a gg monster

by joehappy November 24, 2021

bollock monster

A child.

His bollock monster is a fucker you know.

by Nikcox December 6, 2021