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Jesse

He is a guy who just wants to live life normally and play Fortnite while getting drunk. He drinks a lot of Monster Energy. Loves to have parents that don't hate each other or are going trough a divorce, but you can't have everything in life.

He has a big dick, but is probably gay so too bad ladies he will be destroying my butthole tonight ;).
Guy 1: Hey there is someone walking with loving parents!
Guy 2: Cool, it ain't a Jesse lol
by MrHysters July 14, 2022
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Jesse

Goes in the oven and comes out hot. Has really nice arms and legs to match. Knows Steve Irwin isn’t even Thai.
Did that just come out of the oven hot?” “Yeah, must be a Jesse.”
by Jessesgirl619 July 16, 2022
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Jesse Justice

Holy shit are you Jesse Justice? (Spoken to a black person)
by Zachary Ballzer July 18, 2022
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Jesse Justice

Holy shit are you Jesse Justice? (Spoken to a black person)
by Zachary Ballzer July 18, 2022
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Jesse

I am Jesse and I am a piece of shit.
by The Jedi Master of Nuts July 19, 2022
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Jesse

Talks too much still hiding is the closet needs a few history lessons loves fitting so much that he does stupid shit and follows dumsdums oh be careful he's to stupid to know when he says racist bigomyist comments
A: "Jesse can talk to hours"
B: " yeah talks himself into trouble. He should learn when to shut his mouth"
by Amkrasibaicth July 22, 2022
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Jersey Triathlon

When you Fill a CamelBak with Miller Lite, take a Bump of Booger Sugar in Asbury Park, run south down the boardwalk, take a dump in Belmar, and arrive in Beach Haven slam three Jäger-bombs, rent a jet ski and cruise down to Ocean City. Chug 3 local IPA’s of your choice and commandeer a Sightseer Tram. Puke and Rally in Any Wildwood. Arrive in Cape May all before you listen to the entire Album “Born in the U.S.A.” By Bruce Springsteen and finish your CamelBak.
Me the gents were listening to “The Boys Are Back in Town” and just decided to go crush a Jersey Triathlon. Woke up with jet ski keys in my pocket, not sure where the ski is.
by Michael Delvechio July 30, 2022
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