He is a guy who just wants to live life normally and play Fortnite while getting drunk. He drinks a lot of Monster Energy. Loves to have parents that don't hate each other or are going trough a divorce, but you can't have everything in life.
He has a big dick, but is probably gay so too bad ladies he will be destroying my butthole tonight ;).
He has a big dick, but is probably gay so too bad ladies he will be destroying my butthole tonight ;).
by MrHysters July 14, 2022
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by Zachary Ballzer July 18, 2022
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Get the Jesse mug.Talks too much still hiding is the closet needs a few history lessons loves fitting so much that he does stupid shit and follows dumsdums oh be careful he's to stupid to know when he says racist bigomyist comments
A: "Jesse can talk to hours"
B: " yeah talks himself into trouble. He should learn when to shut his mouth"
B: " yeah talks himself into trouble. He should learn when to shut his mouth"
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Me the gents were listening to “The Boys Are Back in Town” and just decided to go crush a Jersey Triathlon. Woke up with jet ski keys in my pocket, not sure where the ski is.
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