Divine Ass

An ass so big that Moses himself, could not even part those cheaks

Channele had such a divine ass it is a wonder how she is able to walk.

by Chris.F April 8, 2007

sean-ass

An ass that bleeds for no known medical reason, also could be an ass that stinks like no fuckin other.
Can be treated, yet not cured, with any form of blockage (eg. toilet paper, tampon, or any other anus sized object.)

I have sean-ass after last night.
Dude I have sean-ass, I need a shower big time.

by David A. Isaacs May 25, 2008

crushing ass

Slang term for sexual intercourse; can also refer to anal intercourse, specifically.

Origin: Motion picture "Old School," as per Vince Vaughn's chatacter in an alternate locker room scene that was left on the cutting room floor.

"...now he's crushing ass at every frat mixer..."

by talking goat June 23, 2003

candy-ass

A word filter on 4chan that comes about by saying "faggot."

OP is a candy-ass roody-poo fucker.

by MegamanTTEX June 19, 2011

Flop ass

Basically a synonym for douchebag. Can mean anyone that is either scurvy, a putz, stupid, lame, dorky, or a nerd.

That guy has rubber testicles hanging from his back bumper, what a flop ass!!

So you spent all last night Watching MadTV? You are a flop ass!

by Tripton July 24, 2008

Dry ass

Dry ass is when u wipe to hard and your asshole gets all dry and that skin cracks and u start bleeding. There is no known cure for dry ass. It is the absolute worst.

“Dude I was just walking the other day and felt a sharp pain on my asshole. I then realized that I had been struck by dry ass for wiping too hard when I took that massive dookey earlier today.”

by Da A-Team October 13, 2018

Ass Mohawk

Describes a person with a bare bum but lots of body hair in the crack.

The guy has so much crack hair his ass look like an Ass Mohawk

by poopstar January 23, 2009