I am not gay

Gay code for "I am gay."

Stephen Colbert "Are you gay Larry?" Larry King- "No! I am not gay." Stephen Colbert - "Loud and clear!"

by Alex. P October 30, 2007

i got you

i support you, I'm here for you

Man I'm short on money, I can't go

Response: Man I got you

by Sassy S September 3, 2005

I roll like that

Another way to say "Just because" or a way to say that what you are talking about is how you act or something.

I threw a kitten into the dry-cleaner because it had brown spots on it. Yeah; I roll like that.

by I think gavels should be called Law-Hammers November 1, 2005

The Orthodox I-Theater

When two people who desire "sexual contact" with each other but for insurmountable reasons cannot have said "sexual contact" (For example: if the object of your lust is married, betrothed, has herpes, or is a sibling).
A bed sheet/curtain is hung from the ceiling dividing a couch or bed in to two separate (but equal) halves both facing a television which is playing a pornographic movie, preferably DP, DVDA, Gang-bang porn, etc. Both participants Face-time each other from opposite ends of the couch while masturbating ferociously and perhaps crying just a little bit.

Synonyms- True Romance, Secret Lovers, Sad Clown Love, Conjugal-ish Visit.

Used in a sentence: "Hey babe, did you set up the Orthodox I-Theater yet?" "No, I forgot the sheet and the gang-bang porn." "I hate you so much! I am glad you have herpes and you are the worst brother ever!!!"

by wizecracker August 27, 2016

I have depression

You'll probably get it when you see me hating myself so I don't shower for days which makes me even hate myself more, because why shouldn't I shower with depression, why am I resisting to normal hygiene standards? Anyway, if someone says that, just say something like 'yeah' or 'Feel you'. Better than you being too nice and who would write a whole book about why that person shouldn't have depression.

Friend: Hi William
Me: I have depression

Friend: Yeah

by Sometimesyouwanttocrie November 11, 2018

I invented you

A response to when a friend becomes popular only because they hang out with you, and then claims they are better than you.

Friend: "What can I say? I just have more friends than you do."
You: "Bitch what are you saying? I invented you"

by VegetableMadeBones June 14, 2018

I love to tour

Seen on Michael Jackson’s home videos, it is a hilarious quote stating he “loved to tour” even though all of us fans know, it was a fat lie!

“I love to tour”

*everyone laughs*

by Michael Jackson’s wifey November 12, 2019