A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.
My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:
“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”
by MinnesotaMan612 September 13, 2022
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The r's in the name of the infamous Horney Horse are rolled. And the character's accent shall be funny.
The r's in the name of the infamous Horney Horse are rolled. And the character's accent shall be funny.
by Pazo139 September 21, 2022
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There are rumors that swollen horse cock kaleb is attempting to capture the whole of Solstheim, and remove the Imperial fort on the island
by Criminal47 August 11, 2022
Get the swollen horse cock Kaleb mug.the spaniard horse peacock or SPC for short is the alpha bird in the world even with there Existence dropping rapidly. The SPC has a wingspan of 60 average white male cocks. And has a ass so thicc u could slice off every piece of fat off on every living organism on this planet off and still the sheer girth would still out weigh and out size the five footed friend. That’s not mentioning his penis size though that’s to long to get into.
Hey is was walking down the street and got wiped by this long girthy thing, I think it was the spaniard horse peacock.
by Gaveutheanwser August 13, 2022
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math yew chan : "That isn't my name hi I am matthew chan i like horses and men funny haha dogs are attractive"
math yew chan : "That isn't my name hi I am matthew chan i like horses and men funny haha dogs are attractive"
by buzzy buzzwole lover August 14, 2022
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Person 1: Lmaooo ur such a Nigerian Horse
Person 2: omg Yessss, "Horse Snorts"
Person 1: Lmaooo ur such a Nigerian Horse
by John Wock August 21, 2022
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