Happy as a monkey fried in clarts

Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud.

He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he.

by Firesword101 April 7, 2025

Happy Holijay

This is what you say on April 20th, otherwise known as 4/20 day. Frequently used as a greeting between stoner friends on this special day of the year. Also customary to share a 'jay' on this historical date. "Happy Holijays" is also appropriate.

Happy Holijay, Matt! Wake up and come get cheap weed with me!

by Katarax April 21, 2015

Happy kale(idoscope) vincent the third

Massive pessimistic attitude. Sunburnt.

"Jesus is a scam"

"Woah! Is that Happy kale(idoscope) vincent the third?"
"Yeah, you can tell because"

by Augsutnmc April 28, 2022

Happy mint

Happy mint is a person that skrapes up gum from sidewalks, under tables, or any other gum thats previousley been chewed, to have the plesure of colecting or chewing it them selves.

"damn, you know that thot i met up with the other day, man it was a total turn on when i realized she was chewing gum that she found under my desk, shes a total happy mint dude"

by £xpensive February 12, 2019

Happy-Seal

Happy-Seal est une marque de vêtement française visant à rendre les gens heureux. "Seal" le phoque les accompagnes à sourire à la vie et à se dépasser en permanence.

Créer Par BASCLE Léa

Happy-Seal it's very interesant

by Bascle Léa February 21, 2020

happiness

Something every teenager doesn't have

"one day I will find happiness!"#1
"wanna bet?"#2
"shure! who ever looses has to pay 1000,0000 dollars to to the winner "#1
2 years later
"pay up"#2
"fine but i won't be happy about it"#1
"no duh remember you couldn't find it"#2

by your average depressed teen July 18, 2020

Happiness

Happiness is not only happy by ur expresion . But happy inside yours . Inside your heart inside your soul .

You can build your own sentences by your happiness hehe

by Therealayen April 22, 2018