Candace Harding

Beats pregnant women, pops pills and sleeps all day. Uses her children as meal tickets!

Don't be a Candace Harding!

by Crotch Goblin666 September 7, 2020

Hard

Something you're trying too hard to do.

Building a fire was hard to the girl, she had always had to try hard at life and common sense, she said. She always felt like she had to give over one hundred percent at everything (and that everyone else did also), especially sports (but none of this came from any authority figure or family member actually instilling this idea in her at a young age). She also thought she had to make everyone else's life difficult in the process.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020

Hard

Hector

Hector is literally the defenition of hard

by Somedonkus1924 February 24, 2019

Three Hard

When something is too hard, to be too hard which then turn into three hard.

Rick: That new J.Cole album was some heat.

Julian: He’ll yea, that album was three hard

by Mjdk13 January 6, 2022

Leaky Hard Hat

resting your erect penis on the top of a woman's head and ejaculating down the front of her face

"not another leaky hard hat. I just washed my face"

by SapphireSkyz July 2, 2018

Hard Rat Sausage

A really Narly loking boner. something no one should have to witness.

What is that?
Oh its just my Hard Rat Sausage.

by Hard McDaniels April 11, 2019

doctor hard

A rare sexy ass man and can be a little touchy at times. But don't worry he probably can wear shades and look hot as fuck in them and likes to play the flute and when I mean flute I mean he blows cock till it's hard and won't ever be laid at least by his sister. He will also probably be a cock doctor when he grows up because he is Doctor Hard.

Doctor Hard is a rare species and should be protected.

by 69Masterbater September 16, 2017