October 8th; Happy Mpreg Day!

OCTOBER 8TH! Mpreg Day. I found it funny that there was no Mpreg Day (atleast to my knowledge) so I made one myself because, mpreg is awesome, and I wish it were real. I mean why do women have to do all the work of popping out a baby? LET THE MALES CARRY IT!! Have fun on this day impregnation all your submissive omegas ladies and gents. (with consent ofcourse, cause consent is HOT!!)

Kaitlyn: Yo, Jeremy! It's October 8th; Happy Mpreg Day!
Jeremy: What?..
Kaitlyn: Happy Mpreg Day?
Jeremy: What is that?
Kaitlyn: it's a celebration for male pregnancy!

Jeremy: MALES CAN GET PREG NOW?
Kaitlyn: Today they can.. may I tap that, Jeremy?
Jeremy: Ofcourse Kaitlyn.. 🥹💋👅

by $waglord October 8, 2025

Happiness

A figment of your imagination

Nobody can feel happiness

by Dildorider99 November 22, 2021

happy merry fool years

Happy merry fool years is when you celebrate 3 different holidays. Christmas,April fools, and New Years.

“ hey guess what! “
“ what? “
“ happy merry fool years! “

by Karmashereforyou November 12, 2022

Happy Birthday Bob

Something people say every August 13th as a way of celebrating happiness and good music.

“Happy Birthday Bob”
“Right on man!”

by Balls2Wall August 13, 2023

Happiness pump

A person who is sexually a giver and places the satisfaction of their partner(s) above their own, in bed.

I don't really care if I cum, I'm kind of a happiness pump, what gets you off gets me off.

by Gzgorditacrunch March 10, 2022

happiness

going outside, sleeping, icecream, mcdonalds, red rooster, rain and storms and thunder, gardening, cacthing lizards, death.

My family won't let me have happiness.

by saturn's wife March 29, 2022

happy

sAd!!!!!

I'm hApPy !!!!!

by 714xpendeja June 21, 2019