Money can’t buy happiness

Phrase One of the biggest lies ever told by the rich to make the poor feel like they don’t need to work harder.

Rich man: money can’t buy happiness
Poor man now feels like he’s happy for what he has

by AlxR25 November 1, 2023

total drama yum yum happy go time candy fish tails

eat them now, eat them then, eat them any time! just eat them yeahh!

total drama yum yum happy go time candy fish tails better than no no!

by Slovenize November 1, 2023

Happy to help

The most versatile phrase for when somebody thanks you but you: A) really don't care enough or B) there's not much else to say about it.

Internet User A: Omg thank you for writing this comment, it made my day!
Internet User B: Happy to help!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 12, 2023

Bingus Happy Day

Bingus Happy day is on February 13th every year and on this day we celebrate our Lord and Savior, Bingus.

Person 1: My birthday is on February 12.

Person 2: THAT'S A DAY BEFORE BINGUS HAPPY DAY

by gr3yd4y November 15, 2023

The Happy Birthday Larry

Sexual act of wishing your best friend a happy birthday post orgasm Especially meaningful if your best friend is unwillingly celibate on their birthday. Similar to pouring one out for the hommies. Comes from Larry the cable guy stand up routine.

I did the happy birthday Larry last night and my girl said “no sex for a month”

by 69jono69 November 16, 2023

Happy

Crazy…
I am…
It is YOU!!!
Who makes me go

All woo hoo❤️❤️❤️

One day …
You will see…
How I love you crazily:)

A good crazily of course…
Not one that you have to worry about your doors…🤔

Actually take that one back . There was that once…
I would be happy to make it twice ❤️❤️

by a dream and 💔 December 21, 2023

Happy Hollerdaze

A southern way to wish people a happy holiday season.

Hope Y'all have a Happy Hollerdaze!

by Shellysworld December 21, 2023