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Halliburton Handjob

The act of jerking someone off to distract them from the Alaskan Pipeline that’s about to be shoved up their ass.

Most frequently employed by DC lobbyists on various segments of the American public and by Amber Heard on unsuspecting romantic partners.
1. Dazzled by the company’s offer of thousands of good-paying factory jobs in exchange for tax cuts and reduced regulations, the city council was once again fooled by the old Halliburton Handjob.

2. After hearing of her boyfriend Brodie’s infidelity, Justine organized a gangbang and ambushed Brodie with a Halliburton Handjob in front of all his friends.
by Call Me Ahab January 20, 2024
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Hallucigenia

It's apperance, is a Spiney like animal, and is a genus of Lobopodian, known from Cambrian aged. Fossils can be found in Canada and China, and from isolated spines on its back to take over the country. Not only just Canada and China. It cannot move backwards, it will only keep moving forward untill everything it's path is destroyed.
Person #1: Hey bro whats your favorite Animal?
Person #2: The Hallucigenia.
Person #1: The thing from Attack on Titan?
Person #2: Stfu weeb.
by Hallucigenia January 28, 2024
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Hallucinating Pasta

The kind of person who likes to touch women without their consent and on top on that, indulges in asking them for “nudes” and harassing them in their day to day life.

This type of person has no respect for women or their reputation and tends to get away with their behaviour by throwing money at their problems and bribing people to their place of residences.
did you see him! he’s acting like a hallucinating pasta!”
by munch6969 January 29, 2024
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Hallucinating Pasta

The kind of person who likes to touch women without their consent and on top on that, indulges in asking them for “nudes” and harassing them in their day to day life.

This type of person has no respect for women or their reputation and tends to get away with their behaviour by throwing money at their problems and bribing people to their place of residences.
did you see him! he’s acting like a hallucinating pasta!”
by munch6969 January 29, 2024
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halluxicued

/ˈhal-əks-kyo͞od/ adj., curly-toed.
Her blueberry-lipped kisses left him halluxicued with joy.
by Opusprimer February 27, 2024
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hallaphobia

fear of long hallways

word invented by caseoh
i dont wanna go in that hallway, its too long and i have HALLAPHOBIA
by asfegdbfjfj March 7, 2024
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Hallophobia

Invented by caseoh on 3/7/24 at 11:30PM, means the fear of long hallways, came up with this word during a Backrooms found footage game stream.
Jemanial: "i have caseophobia (fear of fat gingers)"
Caseoh: "i have Hallophobia, the fear of long hallways"
by idkToga March 7, 2024
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