Addy Dick

When you take to much adderall and cannot seal the deal after.

Dude 1: dude I took too much adderall yesterday and I couldn’t fuck my girlfriend.

Dude 2: dude you had addy dick!

by juicywhale December 14, 2017

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dick scar

A scar on a man's penis from being circumsized

damn, that fool had hella tripped out "dick scar", at first i thought he had a disease!

by aniled June 23, 2009

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Phys dick (Physical exercise penis )

This is military slang for when a soldiers penis shrinks a considerable size after under going physical exertion with his platoon ( platoon phys ).

Phys dick can also happen in cold weather, maybe on an exercise in mid January, the penis is confused into thinking it is on company phys.

"Oi lads, I've got proper phys dick"

"That phys was nails, look at my phys dick"

"that bloke looks like he has permanent phys dick"

by BigHeckyBallBag August 4, 2019

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Rigor Dick

That coveted erectile state whereby your cock stays rigid and hard, even after ejaculation, allowing you to give her the D all night log.

I shagged her till she passed out braaaahhh. I had the rigor dick last night. She can't walk today.

by Eaton Holgoode March 20, 2017

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tornado dick

A very rare condition where the mans penis is wider at the tip than at the base, which causes it to resemble a tornado.

I went out with Matteo last night, but when i pulled down his pants, he had a tornado dick.

by RustyMandla March 17, 2017

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dick-crater

The deep chasm left after a transsexual sex reassignment surgery (male to female).

Guy 1: Hey, did Desmond just leave the party with with that "woman" he was talking too? The "chick" with the massive hands?

Guy 2: Yes sir he did, and that "chick" was a man a few months ago, I hope he has a head lamp so he doesn't get lost while spelunking in that dick-crater

by jpen July 26, 2014

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