by CozyBoys840 November 6, 2013
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Get the Dirty Phillips mug.A Dirty Kleenex is a complicated professional sex move. In order to successfully complete a Dirty Kleenex, one must dangle a woman's head, torso, and arms out a 2nd story or higher window, while having vaginal or anal sex with her. Traditionally, it must be an office building, but looser definitions allow any building with at least two levels. Upon climax, the man must ejaculate into the woman (thus making her "dirty"), and then toss her out the window, as one would toss a dirty kleenex into the trash.
"God, I'm so sad Lindsay died."
"Did you hear what happened?"
"No. What?"
"Jimmy did the Dirty Kleenex with her."
"What? She wasn't even a professional."
"She wasn't even a professional."
"Did you hear what happened?"
"No. What?"
"Jimmy did the Dirty Kleenex with her."
"What? She wasn't even a professional."
"She wasn't even a professional."
by microjimmy March 27, 2015
Get the Dirty Kleenex mug.Is a bad mistake. When you make the intoxicated decision to bare back a dirty girl. the only thing that can make this worse is if you leave her with a creampie
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Get the dirty shaffer mug.When two people press their butts up tight against eachother and poop at the same time. Usually stimulates some sort of sexual arousal.
Person 1: What did you do after the movies last night?
Person 2: I took my girl home and we did a Dirty Walnut until we both passed out.
Person 2: I took my girl home and we did a Dirty Walnut until we both passed out.
by IndianStranger July 27, 2016
Get the Dirty Walnut mug.The dirty envelope is when you're going down on a girl and you use your tongue to go between the anus and vagina...repetitively
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