The artesian ice cream machine

When two males spread their ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then proceed to shit simultaneously into an ice cream cone

“Hey James, what are you and Ryan doing after work”
“We’re making the artesian ice cream machine, do you want some?”

by Doomnator September 21, 2021

The Artesian Ice Cream Machine

When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone

“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”

by Doomnator September 21, 2021

Crimson and Cream

Fucking a girl on her period; period cream pie

Yo man I made my girl crimson and cream last night

by M8kepussygr8again December 19, 2019

cream belt

When you pull out right before cumming and ejaculate on her waistline in a horizontal line.

Ryan:“I was fuckin ole girl the other day and the condom popped.

Brad: “damn bro what did you do?”
Ryan:”I kept hitting that shit then I pulled out and gave her a cream belt”

by Xiaoweirdnigga December 30, 2017

Cherry Cream Pie

When you cum in a female a lot and then put a cherry in her vagina, then yell “CHERRY BOMB!”

I gave Julie a Cherry Cream Pie last night.

by Jsuwwhwh March 22, 2021

Cream Eyes

Eyes that make you catch feelings or fall in love

Person 1 - "how's that girl that you saw"
Person 2 - "she has cream eyes, I think I've caught feelings for her"

by a1.kyle March 09, 2019

Cream Eyes

Eyes that make you catch feelings or fall in love.

Person 1 - "what happen when you saw that girl"

Person 2 - "she has cream eyes, I think I've caught feelings"

by a1.kyle March 09, 2019