Chocolate cream pie

When you push your butt cheeks together while pinching a loaf..

I always have to shower after a chocolate cream pie...

by I'm more articulate than you May 12, 2023

Craft Ice Cream

Ice cream that is made in small batches and is usually run as a small business

I'd love to have some craft ice cream one day

by phillydeee March 26, 2021

Candle cream

Sperm which is shot directly into a vagina without leakage

“He just candle creamed I think I’m pregnant”

by Applebottomtop November 6, 2022

Cadbury cream puff

When a man masterbates until ejaculation occurs, when he cums he directs the stream into a cup, he then takes the container to two girls, they pour the liquid into their vaginas and rub them together forming a cream puff. The action is most often done with black women making it a Cadbury cream puff.

Joe: Hey man come over to my house, I got two hot girls and I'm gonna Cadbury cream puff their ass
John: ok I'll be over in like 10 minutes

by Chucknusket April 17, 2017

Genny Cream Ale Slingshot

When your buddy picks you up…… after you just got done pounding out the local town whore…… and unbeknownst to you, he’s still wearing the rubber and he rips it off and launches it into the Gennesee River.

Dude, what the fuck are you doing? I’m launching this Magnum into the Genesee river. The ole Genny Cream Ale Slingshot!!

by slampig 21 April 2, 2023

Cream-packer

The first guy to go in after a creampie in a gangbang.

Why can’t I go first? I was the cream-packer last time!

by deadpope July 26, 2020

Whipped Cream Twist Cone

The act of inserting the nozzle of a whipped cream can into an anus and proceding to diarrhea in the form of a vanilla and chocolate twist cone into someones mouth.

Rich: Hey Brent, how did your date with Melanie go last night?

Brent: Really well. She was pretty kinky so I gave her a whipped cream twist cone.
Rich: Can't go without dessert.

by Jigger99 November 16, 2011