Cream cheese sushi roll

When the man rolls up the woman in a blanket and proceeds to have sex with her.

Person 1: I just had sex with Stacie the other day.
Person 2: Isn’t your heater broken? It was -1 degrees
Person 1: Yeah, I rolled her up in a blanket before

Person 2: Like a cream cheese sushi roll?
Person 1: ...Like a what?

by Dadude2020 December 6, 2021

Cream

Cum lol

I made your mom cream last night. A LOT.

by Cock and ball torturer March 4, 2022

Ass Cream

Creampie in the ass.

Come here, let me give you an ass cream.

by xShakey September 7, 2021

Lucid Creaming

lu•cid cream•ing

/ˈlo͞osəd krēmiNG/

Def.: a wet dream

How's No Nut November going?

Oh, you know. Lucid Creaming my way into next year.

by TheTallestPsychonaut November 23, 2021

whole ice cream tub

whole ice cream tub......a personal problem that will require attention and indulgence

counsellor: man that's some girlfriend/boyfriend problem...that's a whole ice cream tub

by Joneeko March 16, 2020

Berries and cream

berries and cream was a very popular meme in late 2021. So be careful with what you say!

“i kinda feel like some berries and cream with this cake yk”
“gasp BERRIES AND CREAM BERRIES AND CREAM IM A LOTTLE LAD WHO LOVES BERRIES CREAM!”

by •Akamaatsu_san• January 2, 2022

Pistachio Ice cream

if you eat this you're insane.

go get clinical help, a therapist, psychiatrist, talk to a homeless man.

"Yah my favorite flavor is Pistachio Ice cream."

by anonymous May 24, 2021