circus cock

A large penis, so named that it belongs in a circus sideshow because of its enormous size.

"That nigga in the porno had a 13-inch circus cock!"

by Griffster December 26, 2005

Cock Rape

The act of a female raping a heterosexual male. Utterly impossible, even if the girl is ugly.

I was cock raped last night. So what if it was my mom?

by MisterMagic November 23, 2003

Cock Suckula

1, A guy who dresses up like an emo/goth and pretends to be an vampire whilst experimenting with other guys, claiming to be homosexual or bisexual. The Cock Suckula tends to be shy and dark, which would express his dark and troubled soul. This is regulary just a phase, but some individuals is never cured and eventually evolves into Elder Cock Suckulas. These abominations are roaming the streets at night all dressed-up in Sisters of Mercy merch and make-up, hunting down their preys with unmatched beastliness.

2, faggot ass vampire in a book written by a cunt

Brad: So I went to see this new twillight bullshit movie with Sarah last night. I paid 20 bucks for those tickets, fucking robbery.. At least I got to fuck.

Jerry: Yeah, I bet she got all horned up by the sight of that Cock Suckula Cullen.

*Shadow swooshing by*

Jerry: Wow! Did you see that bat? Fucking hell, hate those creeps!

Jerry: Brad? Where did you go? What the fuck man, c'mon!
Seriously man, come out! It's not even funny!
Well screw this, I'm going ho...uuurhgggggggg!

*Elder Cock Suckula urges for blood, nevermore*

by uhgdjkkrsdgh June 16, 2010

In a chimp's cock

A slang expression, meaning "not likely" or "impossible".

A balanced view from this? In a chimp's cock.

(See "The Day Today" with Chris Morris)

by James Christ August 15, 2004

Sniper Cock

1)One who scopes out other mens cocks in the locker room after practice or games.

2) Shooting the puck off the post and in the net.

"Dude, look at the size of Kirbys cup"

"Easy there Sniper Cock"

by wwjd91 November 11, 2009

Collateral Cock

The event when a fat ugly chick uses her hot friend in order to get laid.

Damn dude, Sally was fucking awesome in the sack, but I had to give her fugly friend some collateral cock or she wouldn't let me hit it.

by irishpatrick03 August 5, 2008

cock and baller

a fellatiast who cups and holds the shaft while performing fellatio:0)

guy1:didnt you get some head from chick?
guy2:...yeah..damn good too...shes a cock and baller
guy1:whats that?
guy2:(smiling) dude...she cups and strokes with both hands!..her mom does it too...she comes from a long line of cock and ballers.

by rob78d August 24, 2008