"I have boner," is a wonderful ice breaker with really hot chicks.
Usually results in fairly quick hot monkey sex.
Usually results in fairly quick hot monkey sex.
"I have boner," Louie said to the unbelievably gorgeous hot chick standing next to him at the bar.
"My place is just around the corner," replied the stunner, "let's go boink our brains out."
"My place is just around the corner," replied the stunner, "let's go boink our brains out."
by scodder May 19, 2010
Get the I have bonermug. Also known as the Brazilian Wandering Spider, this bad-ass spider is from Brazil. If this guy bites you, your dick is going to be harder than cold steel for, like, eight hours. So much so, that it might rip the skin.
After being bitten and experiencing the aformentioned rock-solid 8-hour bone, one may die or at least experience impotence for life.
The only cure to this impotence is another bite from the boner spider! Once again, this may cause death, but you will also experience a wild, 8-hour boner.
After being bitten and experiencing the aformentioned rock-solid 8-hour bone, one may die or at least experience impotence for life.
The only cure to this impotence is another bite from the boner spider! Once again, this may cause death, but you will also experience a wild, 8-hour boner.
"So I went to Brazil, and met this chick at Carnivale, but I was so drunk that I couldn't get it up. Then, this spider bit me. I think it was called the Brazilian Boner Spider. Anyway, we got it on for like 8 hours. It hurt a lot, but you know what they say: when in Rome. After we finished, she left and I almost died. After 6 weeks in a dirty Brazilian hospital, I was finally able to come home. Now I can't get a boner any more. I'm thinking about buying one of those spiders and have it bite my dick every time I'm ready to get it on."
by boner_enthusiast February 20, 2012
Get the Brazilian Boner Spidermug. Wife: how come you always have an erection when you get home from working at the construction site? Are you gay?
Husband: Don't worry baby, it's just a freedom boner
Husband: Don't worry baby, it's just a freedom boner
by antillianboy August 5, 2010
Get the Freedom Bonermug. A history boner is derived from Dallas, Texas. It was first spoken by Morgan C.
A history boner is a boner that a female could have received but not able to because of her obvious limits, being a female. The word is used to reference something that happened in the past, and the woman thinks that she would have a boner in the certain situation.
A history boner is a boner that a female could have received but not able to because of her obvious limits, being a female. The word is used to reference something that happened in the past, and the woman thinks that she would have a boner in the certain situation.
The only known examples are as follow.
hmm i have a history boner for janis joplin
shes so awesome
yeah
like a back in the day boner
a boner that could have happened back in the day
hmm i have a history boner for janis joplin
shes so awesome
yeah
like a back in the day boner
a boner that could have happened back in the day
by thatswhatiam December 8, 2010
Get the History Bonermug. by skipn1 June 9, 2005
Get the boner-on-the-spot hotmug. by laxbro99 November 30, 2011
Get the 5th grade bonermug. by N.T.T November 23, 2009
Get the killing my bonermug.