A person who is gay about beer and has to add the likes of said beer to a forum while ignoring their friends company.for 5 minutes
by Rayflorestx75 January 26, 2017
Get the Beer Fruitmug. A large woman lifts up a significantly smaller man and performs the rusty trombone. Literally holding the penis as the top of the funnel might be, and treating the asshole like end of the tube.
I quaffed six cherry coke and rums, induced vomit, closed my eyes, opened them, met an amazon looking woman, got in her car, and and when I come to, I'm being used as a human beer bong. Better than a blumpkin, I think
by Steak Salad December 18, 2012
Get the Human Beer Bongmug. by creaturesofyorkville June 12, 2025
Get the beer can wind chimemug. Beer Budget is typically the most important part of your budget, unless you live in a Libtard state where you are forced to pay $15 for a pack of smokes, in which case your Smoke Budget is more important. For some reason, Democrat leaders believe that Cigarettes are bad for you, but from my personal experience, its quite the opposite.
Without your beer budget, there would be no positives left in life. Life is about 2 things. Beer and Pussy. Sorry I mean Beer and Work. Without beer you can't work, without work, you can't afford your beer budget. Its really like an abusive relationship where your Woman doesn't let you fuck her for some unapparent reason. At least with the Work-Beer relationship, you get both, with a Sexless Marriage, you put in the effort, but you don't get to put your dick in her.
Without your beer budget, there would be no positives left in life. Life is about 2 things. Beer and Pussy. Sorry I mean Beer and Work. Without beer you can't work, without work, you can't afford your beer budget. Its really like an abusive relationship where your Woman doesn't let you fuck her for some unapparent reason. At least with the Work-Beer relationship, you get both, with a Sexless Marriage, you put in the effort, but you don't get to put your dick in her.
Billy- "My Beer Budget is out, FUCK!"
Cody- "What you gonna do, you need beer!"
Billy- "Im gonna head on down to that name bodega and rob their asses."
Cody- "As long as you get that 30 rack, thats all that matters!"
Billy- "Damn Straight!"
Cody- "What you gonna do, you need beer!"
Billy- "Im gonna head on down to that name bodega and rob their asses."
Cody- "As long as you get that 30 rack, thats all that matters!"
Billy- "Damn Straight!"
by EricSparks November 6, 2025
Get the Beer Budgetmug. by TuckerTrash25 February 20, 2020
Get the Beer Coldmug. "have you heard of beer disco"
"no what is that"
"my band"
"oh cool when's your next gig?"
"YEA see u later haha"
"no what is that"
"my band"
"oh cool when's your next gig?"
"YEA see u later haha"
by dogluvr64 May 20, 2018
Get the beer discomug. The though that an action done amongst men might seem kinda gay, but as long as you add beer, its not gay anymore.
Kyle - «Yo me and brodie went on a joke together and watched the sundet on top of a mountain»
Quandale - «Lol thats kinda gay»
Kyle - «We had a couple of beers on the top»
Quandale - «Oh, thats the beer effect bro»
Quandale - «Lol thats kinda gay»
Kyle - «We had a couple of beers on the top»
Quandale - «Oh, thats the beer effect bro»
by AbelTesfaye April 17, 2023
Get the The Beer Effectmug.