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Neø Apple Lordism

From the depths of a crumbling Empire, and a horrible failed infiltration of the student government. The Apple Lord left his followers for High School, and a New Government was established in it's place. Now Being known as " The Neø Apple Council of Higher Value". With Extreme plans to stage a student government coup, and take control of their school. It started catching on and now has a seat at the United Nations. They also have a dope ass anthem.
A Term coined by students with nothing better to do with their lives.
"Boy I Love Neø Apple Lordism"
by Third Apple Council Member August 17, 2021
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rotten apple

a) an offensive term for a school age child (under the age of 18) who has disciplinary problems and is being rebellious against their parents.

b) a piece of bad news
mother: Becky, i have a rotten apple for you. I didn't give birth to you so as a teenager you would be a rotten apple.

Becky: Lol. i not a rotten apple, mom. you as my compilliterate simply don't understand the children and teenagers of our generation.
by Sexydimma September 18, 2012
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Salty Apples

When an Asian person hypnotized the apple. They put salt on it.
Person 1, ewww what’s on those apples?
Asian person, SALT!! YUMMY
Person 1, are those salty apples?
Aisan person,YESSSS
by Øffical.ava May 8, 2018
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Apple

THE MOST BADASS FUCKING FRUIT ON THE ENTIRE PLANET. THE APPLE IS SO MAJESTICALLY RED IT FACEFUCKS ORNAGE IN THE PROCESS OF BEING SO MAGNIFICENT. DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE BANANA, FUCK THAT BITCH. APPLES RAIN SUPREME. HOLY SHIT.
I WANT A FUCKING APPLE
by Poopywoopypoppy May 16, 2022
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Apple pie

When the man covers his penis in whip cream and cinnamon and proceeds to fuck his partner and finishes inside her
Girl: I want kids.

Guy: No

Girl: please

Guy: Fine but if we do this we doing it my way.

Girl: how’s that?

Guy: Apple pie style:)
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Apple Washing

When one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation.
April fell and sprained her apple washing hand, drastically changing her boyfriends hopes for the night.
by psyche2511 July 30, 2023
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apple pie

You know the thing everybody learned to make in quarantine
Apple pie
(Ps you have a small pp)
by bot#3082 March 28, 2021
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