Divine Ass

An ass so big that Moses himself, could not even part those cheaks

Channele had such a divine ass it is a wonder how she is able to walk.

by Chris.F April 8, 2007

crushing ass

Slang term for sexual intercourse; can also refer to anal intercourse, specifically.

Origin: Motion picture "Old School," as per Vince Vaughn's chatacter in an alternate locker room scene that was left on the cutting room floor.

"...now he's crushing ass at every frat mixer..."

by talking goat June 23, 2003

sean-ass

An ass that bleeds for no known medical reason, also could be an ass that stinks like no fuckin other.
Can be treated, yet not cured, with any form of blockage (eg. toilet paper, tampon, or any other anus sized object.)

I have sean-ass after last night.
Dude I have sean-ass, I need a shower big time.

by David A. Isaacs May 25, 2008

candy-ass

A word filter on 4chan that comes about by saying "faggot."

OP is a candy-ass roody-poo fucker.

by MegamanTTEX June 19, 2011

Took it in the ass

Past tense for Taking it in the Ass.

1) To express former disapointment
2) Slang expression for an unfortuante/unfair event.

Also see: Take it in the ass

1) Todd took it in the ass on that one.
2) When he invested in Worlcom stock, he really took it in the ass on that one.

by BIATCH551 March 15, 2005

ass fucked

When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking face down,
ass up naked on the floor with a bloody rectum stinking of vasoline and cheap booze.
The past tense of a gay encounter where you were on the bottom.
A business deal gone badly.
A truck driver's constant condition.
A position of being totally screwed.

Billy Bob got drunk and gang ass fucked last night.

by jsd9632 February 1, 2012

Dry ass

Dry ass is when u wipe to hard and your asshole gets all dry and that skin cracks and u start bleeding. There is no known cure for dry ass. It is the absolute worst.

“Dude I was just walking the other day and felt a sharp pain on my asshole. I then realized that I had been struck by dry ass for wiping too hard when I took that massive dookey earlier today.”

by Da A-Team October 13, 2018