straight up thirty

Precisely 30 minutes after the hour.

"Hey, don't forget to pick me up at straight up thirty."

by beeman1965 June 18, 2012

Straight skate

When a beaner fries yo mamma's beans while giving her a straight look with a pole

"Man dawg that skinner just straight skated that weasle head

by Billy Mcswag July 30, 2012

Straight Above the Belt

Someone who's gay, will act straight, but will not engage in sexual intercourse with some one from the same sex.

Person #1: Aren't you gay?

Person #2: Yeah, but I'm straight above the belt.

by Emordnys January 8, 2012

Straight pop a duece

To take a dump under 2 seconds without being on a toilet.

I forgot to pack toilet paper so i had to straight pop a duece in the middle of my hiking trip.

by JakeBobBill March 14, 2011

Straight Ham

To Pull off a 1 vs 6 in search and destroy without camping, noob tubing or using any other noob tactic.

Guy 1: Dude, Chris just killed all 6 players in search and Destroy.
Guy2: All of those kills were legit, Chris is so Straight Ham!

by Wazikazi August 1, 2011

straight up cock

The cock is straight, hard as steel, and cuts you like a knife. Oh yeah, baby!

I met M in a dive bar and we got to know each other. We went to his place and what I got was some straight up cock. I walked funny for a week.

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

Straight Pipe

Removing a catalytic converter from a car in order to make it sound faster than it is. Can land you with a Section 59 if the police check under the car.

“That car behind me is deafening, is it an AMG?”

“Nah bro, just another idiot who decided to straight pipe his golf.”

by 3Serie March 21, 2023