fun doctor

The doctor that tells a dead person’s relatives of their passing.

I lost my surgery privileges, I get to be the fun doctor now.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Cotton doctor

Someone who eats lots of prepackaged meat like slim Jim’s, beef sticks if any sort, or beef jerky.

Paddy: His breath smells terrible!
Jack: Yeah it’s because he’s a cotton doctor…

by Lanky boi alto March 27, 2022

Wet Docking

Wet Docking

I want to try wet docking

by GenitalMan May 20, 2022

Invasive Docking

When a man pushes his penis into another man’s urethra (like wearing the other dick like a glove).

Shannon: Chris! Did you here that Dustin got an Invasive Docking from Steven?
Chris: No way! I bet his dick is split like a hotdog in the microwave!!!

by TheMackDaddy May 31, 2022

Invasive Docking

When you dock with some guy and you go too far and park inside of his urethra. Penetration to the urethra.

Dustin: You pushed too hard and gave me an invasive docking!

by TheMackDaddy June 8, 2022

Cock-Dock

NOUN: Slang term for a vagina.

Man, I straight dropped my load in her

Cock-Dock and she got angry that I didn't use the proper PPE.

by SEANeSean7701 ft Amber H June 13, 2022

Hairy docking

When an uncircumcised man puts his pubic hair inside of his foreskin or another uncircumcised man

Yo u wanna do some hairy docking tonight? Can’t I just shaved

by The dirty gentleman August 1, 2022