I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter

Something that defies humanity!

I was driving on bald tires, but when I thought of the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter", I rejoice!

by Matthew John Zappala January 26, 2025

I'm Such a Libra

Exclaimed by someone of the Libra Zodiac sign when they have difficulty making a decision.

The waiter is coming this way. What will you order?

A Coke, ... or no, wait, an Iced Tea. Or no, they have home-made lemonade. Oh god, I'm such a Libra!

by LukeJes September 5, 2022

I'm gonna go watch some food

The point where you are so tired in the middle of night that you go tell your friends. I'm gonna go watch some food. Then you should realize what you said unless your really tired. (Credit to Anthony Calderon he said it first)

Hey brb I'm gonna go watch some food. Wait. What? (laughs)

by Mr. Willis June 3, 2016

I'm sad

Hello, if you searched for this, chances are you're sad. I'm sorry you're feeling that way. It'll get better, I promise. I'm sorry, you'll just have to wait. But don't worry :) you look great! And a smile would compliment your look a lot.

You: "I'm sad."
Me: It's gonna be okay

by Spook The Spook February 17, 2022

I'm a creature of the dark

Gracie McGarrah is a creature of the DARK!!!!!!!!!! It means I do be a dark creature.

I'M A CREATURE OF THE DARK!!!!!!!!

by Dark Creature September 21, 2020

I'm not that green

Not that petty

A jawn : my name ..... duh
A jawn: duh not my last name tho cuz folks be playin to much

Folk: I'm not that green ( I'm not that petty )

by A jawn April 17, 2017

I'm P3 you bitch baka

This is just a joke cb- ! P3 students are nuts and chaotic asf! Not like flexing to P1 and P2 students with science diversity shit! Not being part of the lower primary is an achievement huh? AN ACHIEVEMENT? SOMETHING TO FLEX ON? HAHAHA FOR THE LOVE I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU AND YOUR BRAWL STARS ACCOUNT! I think that P3 and P4 students are the worst years to be in and if any of yall 2013 and up shits just get out of my sight. #periodt

"Wanna go on Omegle?"
"Bro you're underaged!!"
"I'm P3 you bitch baka."

by pink ezlink April 19, 2022