Toms mum

Toms mum is the fittest milf in the world and she is banging and I would fuck her in the ass so hard because ,she fit and I would do Alabama hot pocket with her and her mum

You wish you know a toms mum

by Grudgehe January 17, 2019

Other Tom

I don’t know...he’s just like there I guess.

A bit of an arsehole.

Oh that’s Other Tom, not Tom

by JonjoShelvey-NUFC February 26, 2018

Tom Brady

A tough act to follow for any rising quarterback, absolutely, if another one does make it possible to follow (which isn't guaranteed).

Tom Brady certainly wasn't ready to fade away without the world knowing he has been a tough act to follow, both in his generation and the next.

by Solid Mantis February 12, 2021

tom cruise

when you shove as many fully charged vibrators as you can up your rectum. Using an entire gallon of industrial strength superglue to seal your asshole shut to keep them in, then afterwards going to work and running to turn them on.

why won't the intern sit still?

he's just doing a tom cruise.

by anton blavatsky February 25, 2021

King Tom V

A person who likes to type all his words in brackets.

King Tom V: Hello There.

by Jesusmagic December 22, 2008

Tom

The best person in the world

Tom, the best kid in the world, had a shite

by Hiihiihiihiihiihii April 7, 2020

Tom cushing

someone who cant except loosing in an argument so they have to go to the group chat to try and get u jumped nut end up making a fool of himself bc he ends up admitting he went to far about family and gets all aggy and crying

im tom cushing

other person
your some tapped guy

by PAu890 October 11, 2022