by MineOwedWu's August 10, 2021
Tom: hey Billy what is making our moms so mad over baseball and dinosaurs to where they are arguing so childishly?
Billy: They're in a Granny War right now Tom. Give it time and their childishness will (hopefully) pass.
Billy: They're in a Granny War right now Tom. Give it time and their childishness will (hopefully) pass.
by GoochiBangzz December 03, 2018
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by Kinky cheezit December 19, 2022
a shipping war is where there is a love triangle (or in some cases square) and there are two teams (or three) and each team is rooting for a different ship/ relationship. it often happens in fandoms, to my knowledge i have never seen one happen in real life.
me: are you on team keefe or team fitz in the kotlc shipping war?
someone: i'm on team fitz.
me: how dare you fitz sucks i am on team keefe!
someone: i'm on team fitz.
me: how dare you fitz sucks i am on team keefe!
by i love pjo January 31, 2024
When two homosexual individuals with pubic lice have intercourse and their crab colonies mangle. This will cause the colonies to fight and eventually devour one of the unlucky homosexuals penis off.
Josh: Holy fuck dude did you hear about Simon and Wyatt's crab war?
Drake: Yeah Wyatt's penis fell off!
Drake: Yeah Wyatt's penis fell off!
by skibidi cock May 31, 2024
it is when the world of pengu fight and take over every universe and multiverse they are an advanced group of penquins that the dumbest are as smart as the T pose gods and the smartest being as smart as GOD and then they will take over
guy:hey im watching a show called pengu wars
guy2: oh no you fool youve doomed us all!
pengu; we have taken over the worlg bow down to us
guy2: oh no you fool youve doomed us all!
pengu; we have taken over the worlg bow down to us
by is yeet a crme March 28, 2020