Bear Trap

Thee act of farting into a glass then quickly flipping it upside down on a table to trap the fart for someone to later pick up and smell the roses

So my bitch of a mom took my playboys so i got her with the bear trap, she didn't see it coming

by JoeTHEEAverage November 13, 2011

Chinese Wiener Trap

A Chinese Wiener trap is when you and a friend go balls deep in a newborn kitten, one dives into the mouth, the other dips into the buttcheckks, the younger the tighter of course! Now you will both rupture through the heart, and splooge into eachother's meatus by this time you will both yank out of your respective ends violently and attempt to rip the little rascal in half, if failed please repeat all previous steps with a new kitten. If successful the rear end plugger should be out clean and the upper lip plumber should be left with fangs in the foreskin.

Me and a friend went and bought some kittens to perform Chinese Wiener Traps on.

by Orion Woodward November 11, 2017

Ur Grandpap a Trap

The most powerful insult to one's name. This phrase, when uttered, can rupture most of the brain cells of the target, on some occasions causing them to explode. This phrase is more powerful than Ur mom gay, Ur dad lesbian, and Ur granny tranny combined. It is also unable to be countered by No U.

Fred: Ur Mom gay.
Ted: Ur Dad lesbian.
Fred: Ur Granny Tranny.
Ted: Ur Grandpap a trap.
Fred: *Explodes and fucking dies*

by The_Kaweshosaur May 16, 2018

reply trap

A trap used on social media to lure people into replying to the post. Usually stating that something has happened to the person posting, but does not state what. This causes curious readers to ask what happened to him/her. These statement are usually exaggerated and are used as a cry for attention.

Person 1: This girl just posted "UGH THE WORST THING JUST HAPPENED I HATE MY LIFE!" on Facebook
Person 2: Such a reply trap

by TheWinningTrashCan June 19, 2016

Cheap Trap

Reason 1 on why you should say no to the question, "would you like a stand?"

Rohan: Hey weird appraiser dude, what's that on your back?
Masazo: Nonononono
Cheap Trap: BuRn ThE pHoToS rOhAn!

by Urban man 346 March 15, 2022

Taking Out the Trap

The act of removing shitty trap music from your playlist and most likely your life soon after.

Guy 1: Hey man, you hear the newest from DJ Snake yet?

Guy 2: Sure did and downloaded it by accident. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be taking out the trap with that shit.

by SomeKindaCreep May 17, 2015

trout trap

trout trap

1. (noun) derogatory term for a woman's vagina
2. (verb) to be enamored by a woman. - see "pussy whipped"

2. Friend 1: Where's homeboy at?

Friend 2: He's at Bed, Bath and Beyond picking out pillows with his new woman.

Friend 1: Man, that bitch has got him trout trapped for real.

by PinkLincoln August 17, 2018