1. Jeopardy champion in Switzerland.
2. A total douche bag who knows the answers to everything depending whether he takes four months to memerize the capitals of third world countries or takes four minutes to look over a cheet sheet. Man, what a douche.
2. A total douche bag who knows the answers to everything depending whether he takes four months to memerize the capitals of third world countries or takes four minutes to look over a cheet sheet. Man, what a douche.
1. Suck it trebek! Suck it long! Suck it hard!
2. Teacher, "What is x squared + 6x..."
some kid, "nine."
teacher, " correct, i didnt even have to finish the equation. good job!"
some kid, "yeah, took me 4 2/3 months to memerize that as well as every possible BINGO number sequence." (thinks to self, "more like 2 minutes to look at the answer sheet.")
other kid and friends, "what a total Adam Magnunson!"
2. Teacher, "What is x squared + 6x..."
some kid, "nine."
teacher, " correct, i didnt even have to finish the equation. good job!"
some kid, "yeah, took me 4 2/3 months to memerize that as well as every possible BINGO number sequence." (thinks to self, "more like 2 minutes to look at the answer sheet.")
other kid and friends, "what a total Adam Magnunson!"
by Billy the Piratical Unicorn. March 31, 2009

An Adam is a tease with a ponytail. He will tease you all day everyday with talk of handcuffs and whips, but won’t do anything. He’s only interested in friends and Seinfeld.
by Teased and sad about it December 22, 2018

by STARDUSTBB November 10, 2022

Adam is a real sigma male
by blinkblinkggn March 3, 2022

Adam is the sexiest mf out there He has a HUGGGEEGEEGGE Dick,He’s sweet,He’s funny, he’s an amazing person,He’s tall,And He has THE BEST hair,
Everyone deserves an Adam.
Everyone deserves an Adam.
by Boreddddafff November 27, 2021

by Adam200791 June 15, 2020

Adam is a one of a kind. Always something to say and has strong opinions on most subjects. Don’t get into an argument with him as you’ll either get Passive aggressive behaviour as a response or the silent treatment. He is a silent assassin but does know when he should speak up.
Adam is a great guy overall… one true loyal friend, until you cross him and he becomes evil.
Adam is a great guy overall… one true loyal friend, until you cross him and he becomes evil.
by Jenten February 17, 2024
