bakers law

bakers law is the rule that if your plan is tupid enough, it will always work out anyways.

"this plan was so stupid i didn't think it was gonna work out, but bakers law made it happen."

by coolfashiontips January 27, 2018

first-cousin-in-law

1- First-cousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's first-cousin.
3- Cousin-in-law.

My first-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by User655 July 25, 2021

Jake's Law

The bigger the house, the hotter the girl(s).

We should totally hit that house up tomorrow, don't forget: Jake's Law.

by Jfkwozog September 3, 2013

Reno's Law

reno's law is when you can't have sex over the age of 30 unless it is with Reno, and you can't bang canadians.

I told her it's Reno's law, we can't have sex anymore.

by renorenorenoreno June 18, 2021

The Laggata’s Law

When Franky L. gives that real good gaulk-gaulk-3000 on that nigga dick.

Laggata: “all right boys let me teach y’all The Laggata’s Law.”

Everyone else: “what’s that?”
Laggata: “I’m gonna gobble ya glizzy.“
*indiscriminate slurping, sucking, gasping, and choking sounds*

by Mr. Laggata122 March 23, 2023

granduncle-in-law

1- Grandpibling's husband.
2- Spouse's granduncle.

My granduncle-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

The Double Rejection Suplex Law of 1887

In 1887 John Hawthorne filed suit against Sally Sue. In which case Judge Cena established Americas legal right to suplex.

Hey, if they reject you again, you can enact The Double Rejection Suplex Law of 1887.

by JudgeCena November 18, 2022