Turkey dance

When a man is naked, and thrusts his hips, forward and backward, so his cock and balls slap his ass and stomach, and make weird noises.

Right before my husband got into bed he started doing the turkey dance.

by 1991basspro August 30, 2018

Modern Dancing

Choking oneself

Person 1: omg why is Katie choking herself
Person 2: oh she’s just modern dancing

by sadbmadb02 September 19, 2018

Nebraska Rain Dance

When someone pops the cap off of a relatives ashes, Mixes it with semen and tars it onto their body like a ritual paint, Lights themself on fire and dances til they die.

What a shame, Saw Ron just finished his Nebraska Rain dance.

by BenAids June 1, 2018

Dance Brain

When a dancer comes back from a practice and still had a pound of homework to do at like midnight, and their brain feels like it’s melting. You can’t really function and your eyelids feel like your eyes are weightlifting.

Mrs. Smith, I was not able to complete my homework because I had a huge dance brain.

by EyeWeightifting June 6, 2018

art dancing

The act of dancing nude with paint on the body as a form of art.

the Art dancingwas able to show of her exotic breasts

by Johnnayledean June 28, 2019

spaccy dance

The dance retards do when they feel more retarded than usual

Did you see matts spaccy dance?

by some tall boi July 5, 2019

Swear Dancing

The act of hopping around in circles on one leg after stubbing your toe and cursing.

"I started swear dancing after accidentally kicking the leg of a chair in my kitchen"

by clickeye3 July 6, 2019