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g dad taxes

G DAD TAXES it’s just G DAD TAXES
well... g dad taxes ig
by 🦁 May 31, 2021
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dad

lifes a bitch its making me get dad disorder
by lilsamsixty9 June 4, 2021
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My dad

Gone😢
Me: hey Dad catch the ball
Dad:
Me: oh wait i forgot my dad gone
by Loli_lord96 June 4, 2021
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Dad

A man possibly woman that didn't pull out in time so he left you because you're a complete accident that no even you mother loves. That's why she "dad's" have the audacity to leave you when you're 2. So if you still have one remember that he or she (who knows) absolutely hates you.
Dad left to have sex with a frog
by Hail.za.queen June 6, 2021
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dad wings

The fat that overhangs from the front of your dad’s stomach like two baby’s butt cheeks
Guy at the gym-“Damn, those are some gnarly dad wings!”
Your dad- “Yeah, I gotta do some aerobics to burn it off
by TheGrandMansa June 8, 2021
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dad joke

When ur dad says a really obvious stupid joke.
Example of a dad joke:

“Dad I’m hungy
(Inhales)
“HI HUNGY, IM DAD”
“dad you haven’t fed me in three days”
by Snek_ June 12, 2021
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Dad

by Hot pool boy June 13, 2021
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