Gert bear squatter

Some type of creature half bear half squatter probably dangerous . Mostly comes out when your drunk or high as fuck

Look there's a Gert bear squatter in the woods

by Shedyboyracer June 11, 2019

polar bear dip

When your screwing a girl in the snow and pull your penis out and dip it in the snow and then stick it back in her.

This one time I was with a girl and she yelled polar bear dip me when we were in the arctic

by Bmar123 February 15, 2018

Grizzly Bear Method

A sexual maneuver that involves the male to eat salmon from the female’s puss. After all the salmon has been consumed, the male must dunk his entire cock in honey as a lubricant. He then must insert it in to the vagina. After the male climaxes, both must eat an entire bowl of berries

I was craving fish and berries and extremely horny. So, me and my girlfriend performed the Grizzly Bear Method. I am no longer hungry nor am I horny

by Virtuwill May 18, 2022

Teddy Bears PicNic

A gathering in the woods of which men of the ‘Hairy & Bulky’ type of men meet to engage in sexual activity. Usually In groups of three or more.

“Hi Dave, what a great time we had at the teddy bears picnic! Can’t wait for next week!

by Townsy October 14, 2021

care bear stare

When you have a care bear stuffed animal and it stares at you with its big cute eyes.

OMG the care bear stare!

by lala April 16, 2004

care bear stare

When you bend over, grab both ass cheeks and pull them apart, revealing your gaping ass cavity and showing it to an unsuspecting victim.

This has a similar effect on people as the care bear stare from the actual care bears and immobilizes the affected persons however fierce vomiting are a added effect.

I gave 'em the care bear stare, Jehovahs witnesses have'nt visited me since.

"Why is amber vomiting?" "Oh i just gave her a care bear stare

by spicymchaggis90 July 29, 2011

Polar Bear Sex

Having sex when its too cold to take your dressing gown off, but you have to make sure its rough loving (Stay in character)

Josh You want to have sex?

Sally No its too cold!!

Josh Rarrrr, oh yeah baby!......Polar Bear Sex!

Alex Is it necessary that you do this on top of me?

by Bear-cub December 31, 2010