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Star-Grooming

Star Grooming is a form of Grooming where you groom someone or a group to be famous in order to push hidden agendas. Intelligence Agencies such as US Intelligences like the CIA would do "Talent Spotting" such as find a talented person or group and then set up a cover story for their rise to "Stardom" since it looks organic. An example would be a Canadian Rock Band called "My Evil Erica" who are being star groomed by the CIA and CSIS via David Eric Grohl purchasing the band for US$80 Million.
CIA: Programs David Eric Grohl via the neuralink to buy "My Evil Erica"
David Eric Grohl: "It kinda like awanken this feeling in that was like oh shit!"
David Eric Grohl: Look at these crazy motherfuckers, I feel like they sound just like us the Nirvana band back in the good old days"
David Eric Grohl: "Devon Rodgers reminds me of me when I was younger."
David Eric Grohl: "Brett Howden reminds me of my old buddy Krist Novoselic"
David Eric Grohl: "Jeon Marc reminds me of my old and never forgotten pal Kurt Cobain"
David Eric Grohl: "This is the Nirvana of Steroids!"
CIA: "My Evil Erica Star-Grooming complete"

Brendon O'Connell: "This is the CIA Culture War after all"
by GreatTruth123 June 9, 2022
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Ninja Starring

Three or more people simultaneously performing and receiving oral sex by way of lying sideways, mouth to genitals, forming a closed shape pending the number of participants
Pondering the image of more than two people sixty-nining, it occurred to me that it wouldn't resemble the number 69, it would be more like a shuriken, so they would be ninja starring.
by RobbRush89 February 16, 2024
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tennis star

An Emon kid who is admited into the hospital, usually resulting in bandages around his/her wrists like wristbands on a tennis player
guy #1 "dude did you see dylan?"
guy #2 "yeah, he had his wrists rapped up like a tennis star."
by japanese schoolgirl spooner February 28, 2009
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star food

When someone says there going to get star food they mean “I’m going to eat a$$”.
“What are ya doin today ?”p.2
“Im goin ta get some star food later”p.1
by Wormboy_ November 11, 2020
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gold star from jesus

A reference to the crown season 2, episode 6, vergangenhiet.
Prince Philip stumbles in drunk into his wifes room after he celebrated her kicking a nazi out of the country.
He drunkly proclaims that she is heroic and deserves a gold star from jesus.
person 1: yo, my sister just gave me $200

person 2: she deserves a gold star from jesus
by thecrownstan April 24, 2019
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black star canyon

SOME SPOOKY SHIT GET THE FUCK OUT UNLESS U WHITE The KKK lives here it's been confirmed September 8, 2017 9:36pm JBCN
Bro have you been to black star canyon?
FUCK NO I DONT FUCK WITH THAT SHITTTTT
by cecangelina April 19, 2018
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Gold-Star Bisexual

A bi person (with both homo & hetero attraction) who has only been sexually intimate with members of the opposite sex if those partners have been sexually intimate with people of their same gender, i.e. A bisexual who has only been with other card-carrying bisexuals.

e.g. a bisexual man who's only female partners have had lesbian relationships, or a bisexual woman who has never had sex with any men who lack any MLM (gay) sexual experience.
I'm not one of those bi girls who lets men have a lower standard—it's much easier to be with other women and anyone who says otherwise is sus as hell. Damn right I'm a gold-star bisexual, and I never will be with any man who's never himself been with another man before, but if you like straight dudes that's good for you lmao
by Akrysta May 2, 2023
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