The movie which you put on while your trying to lay a broad instead of just watching tv. Usually a horror movie, this gives you something else to look at while railing the questionable slut you've brought to your parents basement. Not to be confused with a porno, or a sex tape.
"how'd you lay that ho bag last night?"
"Dude I just put on the sex movie, and she melted like butter."
"Your the fuckin' man."
"Dude I just put on the sex movie, and she melted like butter."
"Your the fuckin' man."
by Shanal Cranium February 14, 2009
Get the Sex Moviemug. Having sex with multiple blonde women. The sex is usually filled with hate, yelling, regrets, and passion. The women needs to be more athletic that the man.
by EvilBunnyRabbit June 29, 2014
Get the Swedish Sexmug. 1. the bruises on your knees from giving head.
2. the scraps and bruises on your knees from grinding in the "on top" position
2. the scraps and bruises on your knees from grinding in the "on top" position
by indubiately April 19, 2009
Get the sex kneesmug. An amazing 70s punk band thats members included John Lydon aka Johnny Rotten, the singer - an artistic, yet brilliant, anarchist who was all about having his own style; Steve Jones, the guitarist - an ex-burglar who only cared about getting laid; Paul Cook, the drummer - a timid longtime friend of Steve Jones; and Glenn Matlock, the bassist - a mama's boy Beatles fan. Matlock was eventually replaced with Rotten's old friend and the Sex Pistols' biggest fan John Simon Ritchie also known as Sid Vicious. Vicious's bass skills were limited, because he taught himself one night while on speed, playing with a Ramones album. After meeting Nancy Spungeon, Vicious became a herion addict, and after Nancy's murder, Vicious was to blame, although most believe Vicious was innocent. Vicious died of an overdose just several months after Nancy's murder.
R. I. P. Sid Vicious
(May 10, 1956 - February 2, 1979)
R. I. P. Sid Vicious
(May 10, 1956 - February 2, 1979)
"I am an Anti-Christ, I am an Anarchist," Anarchy In The UK - The first song written by Johnny Rotten.
by Effing Holly February 13, 2005
Get the sex pistolsmug. its like cam sex, but using the new iPhone 4's feature facetime (video chat).
Can only work if both people have the iPhone 4.
Can only work if both people have the iPhone 4.
by Niqqawithaq July 4, 2010
Get the FaceTime Sexmug. The act of smoking marijuana and then proceeding to have intense sex. For many people it is possibly the best sex they can experience. If you get high enough, the female might actually reach their elusive "orgasm"
by Hyyerr April 15, 2012
Get the High sexmug. The act of suddenly and without warning blowing your load on a woman's breasts and face during sex, followed by a quick honking of her nose.
The honking can be done simply for comedic effect, or, as an act of courtesy, to squeeze out any jizz that may have entered her nostrils.
Must be done knowing that the person on the receiving end may not put out for weeks after experiencing the sex clown.
The honking can be done simply for comedic effect, or, as an act of courtesy, to squeeze out any jizz that may have entered her nostrils.
Must be done knowing that the person on the receiving end may not put out for weeks after experiencing the sex clown.
Dick felt like playing a joke on Jane saturday night, so as he was coming, he pulled out, jumped on her chest, and gave her the sex clown.
by riomx September 9, 2006
Get the Sex Clownmug.