money dumpster

n.
Something or someone you invest your finances in, but in the end doesn't help you at all.

q: Hey, did you use your liberal arts degree to find a good job?
a: No, my education was just a big money dumpster.

q:So are you and Lisa getting married?
a: No, we were never good for each other. In facet, she isn't good for anything... Well... No, she made a good money dumpster.

by Derpy Leaf Horse November 17, 2017

money labor

The action of where you make your money work for you.

The act of making your money your employee.

There should be a law against money labor, it’s ashame that someone would make a innocent dollar work for them to make them more money.

by DollarMaster June 21, 2018

infinite money glitch

In video games it’s a way to get an infinite amount of in game currency by exploiting a bug or glitch that wasn’t intended to be in the game.

Gamer 1: Bro how did you get 1,000,000 coins!?

Gamer 2: An infinite money glitch.

by Kriskit December 27, 2023

Money

The root of all evil

My money can get me prostitutes.

by The real bj777 December 25, 2019

Money Collar

Anatomical cervical neck collar.

Yo yo. I got into a little fender bender yesterday. Going to get my money collar.

by MrBottomLicker March 6, 2021

blue money phone

It's a stack of cash (usually $100 bills) wrapped in a blue band that you hold up to your ears and pretend it's a phone

" I went to the bank the other day and i got my blue money phones

by Count Orlok June 9, 2024

Patti Money

A shitload of money, more than you could ever spend in a lifetime.

Yo that guys so rich, hes got Patti Money.

by CoolDudeJeff July 30, 2021