stale baked potato

When you choke your girl enough to make her pass out, and then nut in her.

Guy 1: Dayum, u did the stale baked potato again last night?
Guy 2: yea man, I’m just like that

by Asianpersuasion1202 May 30, 2023

Starkiller Base

A planet destroying Star Wars superweapon that by size and destrucdestructive power makes the Death Star feel like child's play.

The First Order really outdid itself with the Starkiller Base.

by AnonymousProgressiveRebel June 13, 2023

twentysecond base

When you think the amount of bases on Urban Dictionary isn't enough, so you add more yourself.

Guy 1: I got to twentysecond base last night. It was awesome!
Guy 2: Dude are you ok?

by IMurderedThreeGirlsOnJan42014 June 30, 2023

82nd base

Obtain stage 4 prostrate cancer, with the surgeon having to fuck out the tumors, all though anesthesia is not allowed or else it doesn’t count. You also have to be wearing a motorcycle helmet while your parrot gets jerked off by the priests. Before getting the cancer, you must have had sex with at least 12 axolotls, all of them anally.

I didn’t think he would do it, but Dr. Johnson made me get to 82nd base!

by dagosti August 22, 2023

Twice Baked Potato

When a girl farts and it rolls up and into her vagina and then she has to fart it out again.

That girl farted a twice baked potato and it stunk up the room.

by VonkeyKong January 14, 2024

4th base

Hand-holding under Jesus name.

Girl1: Hey, guess what?
Girl2: What??
Girl1: I just went to 4th base
Girl2: OMG how was Jesus!?

by JesusLuver101 January 23, 2024

double baked pastry

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hi are you a double baked pastry bevause your such a retart

by foul pig of slaanesh July 22, 2024