American-itis, also known as the American Plague, is a rather serious illness caused by overusing an american accent and resulting in you being unable to stop using an american accent. It can vary in severeness, ranging from only a few words being only spoken in an american accent to your entire vocabulary being saboutaged by the accent. Treatment is unique for each patient, and the illness can vary lasting from just a few days to a whole lifetime.
"Did you hear that ______ caught the American-itis ?"
"Damn bro, hope it's not too severe."
"He can barely say any words without the accent."
"Damn bro, hope it's not too severe."
"He can barely say any words without the accent."
by vaqlued June 8, 2023
Get the American-itismug. by Stickyboy11 July 12, 2022
Get the American Recording Artist Wade Wisemanmug. by Darrajrekab January 18, 2024
Get the American piedmug. The Native pencil test decreed anyone with curly hair to be non-American Indian due to the straight hair myth enforced by white colonizers and Siberian Native Americans; however, melanated American Indian people with curls were oppressed by use of being deemed Black and misnomered by whites based on the fact that many Natives did not carry the straight hair gene. White people and Hollywood media utilized psychological warfare, only wanting to promote one hair trait, and did so for centuries, causing loss of culture and birthright for many full-blooded American Indians until now. Curly hair does not come from having an admixture of African or White blood; many full and close-to-full-blood melanated American Indians carry the curly hair gene, so for those ignorant folks out there stating otherwise, STOP pulling the “ADMIXTURE CARD” just because your closed and confused minds refuse to see the truth that melanated American Indians have more than one physical trait, which cannot be suppressed any longer by anyone who is biased to it simply due to their hate or misinformation. Truth is truth, so respect it.
The Native American pencil test all started when An american indian child in Robeson County, NC who had the exact same MATERNAL AND PATERNAL parents as their sibling was deemed not to be Native because they had curls and their (sibling) who had the very same mother and father as this child had the opposite, straight hair.
A physical anthropologist was also sent to determine the racial ancestry and degree of “Indian blood” of Robeson’s Indians. Both anthropologists used “scientifically based” means to determine the authenticity of physical features and blood type to ascertain if any of those tested would qualify as having half or more “Indian blood.” An example of the scientific means used to assess “Indianness” was the “pencil test. A pencil was slipped into a subject’s hair. If the pencil stayed after mild to vigorous shaking of the head, the subject’s hair was deemed too tight or “non-Indian.” If the pencil fell, it was understood to have fallen out of real Indian hair. OUT OF 209 LUMBEE INDIVIDUALS TESTED, 22 WERE CATEGORIZED BY SELTZER AS “INDIANS” (SELTZER 1936). In one particular instance of two full siblings, sharing the same parents, one was deemed to be Indian and the other non-Indian (Blu 1980:72).”
A physical anthropologist was also sent to determine the racial ancestry and degree of “Indian blood” of Robeson’s Indians. Both anthropologists used “scientifically based” means to determine the authenticity of physical features and blood type to ascertain if any of those tested would qualify as having half or more “Indian blood.” An example of the scientific means used to assess “Indianness” was the “pencil test. A pencil was slipped into a subject’s hair. If the pencil stayed after mild to vigorous shaking of the head, the subject’s hair was deemed too tight or “non-Indian.” If the pencil fell, it was understood to have fallen out of real Indian hair. OUT OF 209 LUMBEE INDIVIDUALS TESTED, 22 WERE CATEGORIZED BY SELTZER AS “INDIANS” (SELTZER 1936). In one particular instance of two full siblings, sharing the same parents, one was deemed to be Indian and the other non-Indian (Blu 1980:72).”
by Stargazer1411 August 11, 2025
Get the Native American Pencil Testmug. A language used by deaf and hard of hearing people and for many other reasons. Used in the United States of America and parts of Canada.
by SC18 December 8, 2023
Get the American Sign Languagemug. A signature cocktail served at the infamous Aloha Snackbar. The infidel tonic tastes so imperial, you'll want to crusade!
Here's how to make this drink only served at Aloha Snackbar
It starts off with a on the rocks glass, built on crushed ice made from the tears of the bald eagle when it cries on fourth of July.
Next you pour 1 part the oldest lasting distillery spirit in America onto the ice
And into that
You pour 1 part liberty and inalienable rights, and prosperity.
Then you crack open a Pabst blue ribbon ice cold.
Pour the Pabst into a 20 ounce chilled glass and serve next to the glass of chilled buffalo trace
Then to the buffalo trace on the rocks, you add the blood of patriots,or watered down rum.
Then mix the grog with a lime wedge and pour into the bourbon
One part like and coconut spiced rum.
Then you take one part johnny blue walker.
And you have you sip the shot after you chug the beer.
Chug the beer and then sip the 3 part dirty American with
One part buffalo trace
One part lime coconut rum grog
And one part johnny walker blue
On the ice of eagle tears collection from it's cry if July 4.
You dirty American.
Here's how to make this drink only served at Aloha Snackbar
It starts off with a on the rocks glass, built on crushed ice made from the tears of the bald eagle when it cries on fourth of July.
Next you pour 1 part the oldest lasting distillery spirit in America onto the ice
And into that
You pour 1 part liberty and inalienable rights, and prosperity.
Then you crack open a Pabst blue ribbon ice cold.
Pour the Pabst into a 20 ounce chilled glass and serve next to the glass of chilled buffalo trace
Then to the buffalo trace on the rocks, you add the blood of patriots,or watered down rum.
Then mix the grog with a lime wedge and pour into the bourbon
One part like and coconut spiced rum.
Then you take one part johnny blue walker.
And you have you sip the shot after you chug the beer.
Chug the beer and then sip the 3 part dirty American with
One part buffalo trace
One part lime coconut rum grog
And one part johnny walker blue
On the ice of eagle tears collection from it's cry if July 4.
You dirty American.
Welcome to aloha Snackbar, what do you want, Dirty American?
What did u just say?
I said so you want to try a dirty American? Our signature Intoxicating Elixir Drink?
Sure. Takes sip.. that was BOMB!
ALOHA SNACKBAR!!!!!
What did u just say?
I said so you want to try a dirty American? Our signature Intoxicating Elixir Drink?
Sure. Takes sip.. that was BOMB!
ALOHA SNACKBAR!!!!!
by Dirty American October 21, 2023
Get the Dirty Americanmug. by Gigelcockdeotel January 2, 2022
Get the Americanmug.