American invitation

When someone invites you to "Come over any time" without actually expecting you to do it.

When Bob texted Ned to find out what time to come, Ned suddenly became unresponsive and Bob realized that he had fallen for yet another American invitation.

by Spud770 April 25, 2023

Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.

President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"

by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022

Native Americans

A group of people who are a white persons afterthought. Often out of consideration when white people want real estate.

NoUhh: EmmMa, here’s free land
EmmMa: uh NooUhh I think the native Americans live here. Maybe don’t take it
NoUhh: who cares about them? They’ll find a new home.

EmmMa: eh fuck it we are clearly more important.

by FugginPARODYbro July 4, 2025

American Mut

“An American Mut is someone who grapples with their identity, navigating the complexity of their heritage through the lenses of cultural and biological validity.”

Guest: "Where are you from?"

Server: "Oh, I'm from California."

Guest: "No, I mean what is your ethnicity and cultural background?"

Server: "Oh I'm an American Mut so ethnically I can identify with a lot, but culturally I predominantly present as Mexican American."

by Ander Setab November 25, 2024

David Fumero Are American-Cuban, David Styles Are African-Monoglian, And Angel Jose Robles Are American-Cuban-Dominican-Japanese-Netherlandersylu-Spaniard

David Fumero Are American-Cuban, David Styles Are African-Monoglian, And Angel Jose Robles Are American-Cuban-Dominican-Japanese-Netherlandersylu-Spaniard

David Fumero Are American-Cuban, David Styles Are African-Monoglian, And Angel Jose Robles Are American-Cuban-Dominican-Japanese-Netherlandersylu-Spaniard

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

Hey bobby, look look, I'm American

A funny video where someone of aisan descent makes fun of the avarage american

"Hey bobby, look look, I'm american-

I think I'll use my credit card...
Do you guys have anything non dairy?
...Anything gluten-free?

by Deeth nuth June 29, 2023

American

Someone from the United States.

Being from the Americas doesn't make you American. Languages change.

by ApricotFields June 9, 2020