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chris

a cool guy. probably a tranny lol. he may not have many friends but the few he does have are the best and are lucky people to know a chris. he is very energetic and loves making people laugh. he is a really loyal friend too and will definitely stick by you. even though he is really nice, he will be mean if he has too. he's a real g.
"what a cool guy!"
"yea..that's chris"
by dayyyuuummmmm July 14, 2020
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Chris

Chris is a quiet and kinda antisocial dude but when you get close enough to him he is hilarious and will always be there for you. He's not much of a party person but that's ok because he can stay home with you and watch a new movie and cuddle. He is pure at heart and you will not regret getting to know him because even thought he is a nerd and super artistic he is crazy and has an awesome sense of humor. If you betray or hurt someone he cares about he's not afraid to stand up to them for you and he's an awesome friend.
1: You know that Chris dude?
2: Yea, what about him?
1:He's really cool you should get to know him.
2: But he's really quiet.

1: No he's not just get to know him.
by averysummers1 June 7, 2019
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Chris

Chris a guy who preys on sleeping woman for sexual pleasure
Girl: OMG did you hear that guy “chrised” what’s her face last night
by Garet Jeffers May 5, 2022
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Chris

You never pop chris in your life, why you flexing your wrist
by nonormie March 22, 2020
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Chris Gleason

Chris Gleason is a remarkable individual known for his exceptional qualities and unwavering ability to bring joy and laughter to those around him. Widely regarded as a godlike figure, Chris possesses an unparalleled charm and charisma that endears him to everyone he encounters. His magnetic personality and quick wit make him the life of any gathering, earning him the title of the funniest guy wherever he goes.
Chris Gleason's godlike status stems from his ability to uplift and inspire others. He has an uncanny knack for brightening even the darkest of days and turning them into moments of laughter and merriment. People find solace and comfort in his presence, and his unwavering support and encouragement have the power to motivate and empower others to overcome challenges.
In short, Chris Gleason is a legendary individual who embodies the qualities of a true godlike figure. With his boundless humor, unwavering charisma, and remarkable ability to spread love and joy, he is cherished and adored by all fortunate enough to know him. His impact on people's lives is immeasurable, and his legacy as the funniest and most beloved person continues to flourish wherever he goes.
Chris is well known around Orland Park and is mostly friends with younger or older kids because kids his age are very very weird but almost everyone is in love with his dad(Who’s a Dilf) and his dogs are who get all the women over to the house. can’t forget about joey and connor tho still love em
Guy 1: Dude do you know who chris gleason is?

Guy 2: Yes i’ve known him my whole life, he’s like a god to everyone he knows, everyone bows down to him

Guy 1: Shit I have to go back to bow down
by Not_Chris_Gleason1 June 7, 2023
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Chris

Is either the best person to rely on or the most annoying person to rely on. But the only exception is that you can't hate them because you rely on them and they did nothing wrong.
Dammit, Chris ain't here today. Oh thank goodness, Chris is here. Chris is intimating.
by Mary chen November 23, 2021
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Chris

Chris is type of person that loves Dogs Alot. Some people call him Mr. FurryFriend. Chris is a visual person that see interesting things and he is very kind.
defined: I can give Chris a Siberian Husky For Christmas!
by Siberian Husky Dog Gang November 22, 2021
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