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Universal Thump

Herman Melville’s description of karma in ”Moby Dick.” We all get crapped on in one way or another.
“I have the satisfaction of knowing that it is all right; that everybody else is one way or other served in much the same way — either in a physical or metaphysical point of view, that is; and so the universal thump is passed round.”
by Libromancer June 8, 2021
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University of Central Florida

The orlando community college with an iconic, badass mascot named Knightro.
I go to the University of Central Florida, and I'm probably better than you.
by shroncke November 13, 2022
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Cardinal Stritch University

Unknown.
Consists of students that would rather be anywhere else
Did you hear about the parties at Cardinal Stritch University last weekend?
- No
by NARPS April 22, 2022
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Simpson University Library

A university library that has nearly no books about sexuality outside of marriage. Representing the Christian ideals of CMA (Christian Missionary Alliance) doctrine who acts like Big Brother to the school. Yet have an entire section on how to practice black magic.
Damn, I can't find any books on Tarrot Card reading that's prejuidice to gay people. I need a Simpson University Library
by Thomas Dogoode December 1, 2016
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Daniel's Universe

Daniel's Universe, known as Veronica Rose Sazura. Daniel's love of his life. He swore he layed heart eyes on her till now, the special place for her in his heart never disappeared.
Daniel: You are my universe, Daniel's Universe.
now cmere lemme smooch my bb
by NinisDanDan June 16, 2020
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Cutest Bean in the Universe

Basically the person yu lub the most in the wurlddd~ Vewi smol, vewi coot n vewi perfect uwu <3
JAN OF COURSE <33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
CUTEST BEAN IN THE UNIVERSE CUTESTBEANCUTESTBEANCUTESTBEANNNNNNNNN MUST WORSHIP THE JAN LORDS AHHHHHHHHH YU SHALL HAB A HEART ATTACK ONCE YU LAY UR EYES ON HEM SOMEONE HELP @-@
by amburned January 9, 2019
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University of American Dance

Noun - obfuscated slang for pole dancing or a strip club.
Hey man, let's go to the University of American Dance tonight. I just got a bunch of cash out of the ATM.
by Freakstyler March 31, 2021
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