Tijuana Tom

When a white skinned person from another country can't vote in the United States but tries to influence American politics.

Man 1: don't listen to Jason's political rhetoric
Man 2: why not?
Man 1: he's a Tijuana Tom

by Dirty Chaos August 01, 2017

Tom Girardi

Tom’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then, my son, he rolled over his car five times on the way home

Tom’s house was broken into, and he confronted the burglar and then he had to go have eye surgery and then my son had to go over and help and then, my son, he rolled over his car five times on the way home

Tom Girardi

by jays_the_bae November 23, 2021

tom cohen

an absolute faggot dickhead who likes penis in every hole in his body.

dude that guy is such a tom cohen

by Papa Pulsford November 14, 2016

TOM FRY

A sex god with a huge cock.

also a skinny queen

oi oi that fellas a huge TOM FRY

by cockzilla loves penis May 06, 2021

tom lunn

runs stanley road

he is tom lunn yeno

by heskyshungryy July 08, 2021

Hot tom

a giant soft shit

I had some bad sushi last night and hat to drop a hot tom when I got home

by fuck you tom you piece of shit December 19, 2023

Tom Grover

you are so ginger, you look like a nerf bullet and you need sunglasses to look anywhere near your head

the sun is looking really like tom Grover today

by not noah tolly October 20, 2023