top fart

A fart that has so much air it goes up your butt crack and escapes through the top of your pants

I must have ate too much cabbage today because I have been top farting all day.

by Gimme12steps March 31, 2017

soft fart

A fart which comes out the anus which has no sound,like a blow of air from your ass (Generally Smelly)

John: Oh man i just left a soft fart
Peter: *faints*

by TheKingIsHere234 June 8, 2016

Fart in a handbag

A term meaning damn it.
(By Dominique Hyder)

bonquiqui: "did you finish your homework "
watermelondrea: "fart in a handbag"

by Hassan Lee June 7, 2016

Fart in a handbag

A term meaning damn it.
(By Dominique Hyder)

bonquiqui: "did you finish your homework. "
watermelondrea: "fart in a handbag."

by Hassan Lee June 7, 2016

Farte Blanche

Having the freedom to fart whenever you want, which men don't have when they are around women.

After scoring with a chick, Robbie never sleeps over because he can't go all night without having farte blanche.

by Robbie Todman June 20, 2016

fart cone

it's a cone u stick in your butthole and hwne u fart it spreads wider

Ah, my fart cone.

by Whoopiewhoop January 2, 2017

Fuck in the Fart

This is a typical behavior from a girl whom isn't very well put together...alright, a down-right mess that you shouldn't be fucking with in the first place. While amidst full coitus, your man shaft is deeply engaged with her purple-walled clam stem. Before you know it, while your ball bag is pressed against her brown spider hole, she lets a disco biscuit fly. The reverb from her gas flutters against your man sac and engulfs the room with a cloud of toxins. At this exact moment she grasps your arms tightly and makes you stare into her eyes while your fuck in her fart.

"Ahhh man, that chick is such a mess I can't stop staring at her, it's like staring into the sun, she'll totally make me fuck in the fart."

"I'd rather drink hot dog water than fuck in the fart with that broad!"

"I got so hammered hammered last night I went home with this train wreck and she made me fuck in the fart."

by CockCousteau October 23, 2012