Apparently, he claims that his happy shaft is seven inches of the greatest man meat a woman could ever hope for. I think he's lying.
by BalrogTheLog January 18, 2017
Get the happy shaftmug. You do not know if the toy in your Schrödinger's Happy Meal is a boy toy or a girl toy until you have opened it.
Child: mom, i got a girl toy :(
mom: you did not know if the toy was a boy toy or a girl toy, therefore it was a Schrödinger's Happy Meal
mom: you did not know if the toy was a boy toy or a girl toy, therefore it was a Schrödinger's Happy Meal
by AlternateIsopod July 6, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's Happy Mealmug. The joy you feel when the weather matches your experience of that season from the years before. From a European perspective that would mean flowers in spring, warm weather in summer, falling leaves in autumn and snow in winter.
I feel so much seasonal happiness when I look out the window in december and see it´s actually snowing.
by thierna November 29, 2023
Get the Seasonal Happinessmug. by Hay- Hay January 27, 2022
Get the Happy Wavemug. 
by Matt Bannerman September 23, 2007
Get the drunk happymug. A now infamous phrase that was featured in a video marketed by the World Economic Forum. It implies that by the year 2030, the vast majority of commodities will be service-based rather than be allowed full individual ownership.
The video and its preachy, informal tone are now seen as a euphemism of oppression, corporatocracy, and subservience.
The video and its preachy, informal tone are now seen as a euphemism of oppression, corporatocracy, and subservience.
"Everything from your clothes, food, and property are now given a subscription fee. If you are unable to pay your never-ending list of charges, please inform our supervisors, who will escort you to the nearest available minimum-wage job.
You'll own nothing. And you'll be happy!"
You'll own nothing. And you'll be happy!"
by You Rack Disciprine, Chird October 2, 2022
Get the You'll own nothing. And you'll be happymug.