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Super Fingers 

Abnormally amazing fingers. Typically those possessed by guitarists and / or bassists. Are stronger than normal fingers; also can tolerate being stabbed and / or burned without pain. Super fingers are more deft and flexible than normal fingers.
Person 1: "Are you aware of the pins in your finger tips?"

Person 2: "Why no, I didn't feel them due to my super fingers."
Super Fingers by SecondIris August 28, 2011

Super Bowl Monday 

1. The celebration day of the Super Bowl for all Americans and football fans in Asia. The time in which the Super Bowl airs in America is equivalent to the time people in Asia are watching it except the time zones are different by 12 hours, so while the US watches it on Sunday, it is Monday morning in Asia and people there still watch it. Work schedules, though lenient on these days, are still in motion.

2. Basically a Super Bowl hangover when you wake up wondering what happened, who won, and how much you drank. Basically a hangover plus all the Super Bowl stuff.
1. John: "Have a nice Super Bowl Sunday!"
Steve: "You forget that I live in China. We don't have Super Bowl Sunday. We have Super Bowl Monday."
John: "Oh cool! So, you don't have work do you?"
Steve: "Unfortunately, I do. Thanks for reminding me."

2. Brenda: "Want something to drink?"
Tony: "No thanks, I don't want a Super Bowl Monday tomorrow. Too much work."
Brenda: "Yeah. Ain't nobody got time for that!"

Super Straight 

meaning you get no bitches and you’re a virgin.

Person 1: I’m super straight!!!

Person 2: Oh, you get no bitches?
Person 1: Yeah !!!
Carl is super straight. He gets no bitches and he’s a virgin.

Super straight 

A invalid “sexuality” used by people who want to blame their transphobia on A sexuality that just does not exist...
Man 1: I only date ppl who are born a woman
Man 2: so you would date a trans man? They are born a woman

Man 1: oh Shit you are sight I’m just dumb and transphobic
Man2: General preferences are OK but to say a woman isn’t a real woman because she is trans is transphobic. Super straight is a term used by asshole you are just transphobic

Super Straight 

a person that says they identify as “super straight” is somebody who is too scared to come out as a raging homosexual. Often people who identify with this are also bottoms. flag- 🟧⬛️
“I heard Mark say he was super straight

oh we should congratulate him on coming out”

super straight 

A made up sexual orientation. People who identify by it define the "sexuality" as only being attracted to cis people of the opposite sex. It's a way for people to justify their transphobia.

For people who don't understand why it's bad:
1. You can't "make up" a sexual orientation.

2. People that "identify" as super straight say that they're only attracted to cis women because they're the "real women". That's just so obviously transphobic.
3. A persons chromosomes aren't something that you can see. When you meet someone for the first time, you can't tell just by looking at them what their chromosomes are. So as having a crush on or being attracted to someone isn't a choice you consciously make, whether you're attracted to someone or not can't be affected by something you can't see or know about (unless they tell you).

Further explanation:
Saying you're not attracted to someone just because of their chromosomes is the same and just as ridiculous as saying that you're not attracted to someone because they don't have two kidneys. You can't tell just from looking at someone the numbers of kidneys they have so it can't affect whether you're attracted to them or not.
John: *is straight*
Stephanie: Hey, would you date a trans girl?
John: No because I'm super straight. I'm only attracted to girls with two x chromosomes.
Stephanie: That's transphobic